Lyrics Get Me to the Church On Time - Stanley Holloway & My Fair Lady Ensemble

There's just a few more hours, that's all the time you got
A few more hours before we tie the knot
There's drinks and girls all over London
And I gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

I'm gettin' married in the morning
Ding, dong, the bells are gonna chime
Pull out the stopper, let's have a whopper
But get me to the church on time

I got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Girls come and kiss me, show how you'll miss me
But get me to the church on time

If I am dancing, roll up the floor
If I am whistling, right out the door

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding, ding, the bells are gonna chime
Kick up a rumpus, but don't lose the compass
And get me to the church, get me to the church
Be sure and get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding, dong the bells are gonna chime
Punch me and jail me, stamp me and mail me
But get me to the church on time

I got to be there in the morning
Spruced up and lookin' in me prime
Some bloke whose able, lift up the table
But get me to the church on time

If I am flying, then shoot me down
If I am wooing, get her out of town

I'm getting married in the morning
Ding dong the bells are going to chime
Feather and tar me, call out the army
But get me to the church
Get me to the church, Get me to the church on time