Lyrics I'm Breaking Down - Stephanie J. Block

I'd like to be a princess on a throne
To have a country I can call my own
And a king
Who's lusty and requires a fling
With a female thing
Great!
Men will be men
Let me turn on the gas
I caught them in the den
With Marvin grabbing Whizzer's ass!
Oh sure, I'm sure, he's sure
He did his best
I mean he meant to be what he was not
The things he was are things which I forgot
He's a queen
I'm a queen!
Where is my crown?
I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down!
My life is shitty and my kid seems like an idiot to me!
I mean that's sick
I mean he's great!
It's me who is the matter
Talking madder than the maddest hatter!
If I repeat one more word, I swear I'll lose my brain!
Ohhh, what else should I explain?
Oh yes it's true!
I can cry on cue!
But so can you
I'm breaking down
I'm breaking down!
Down, down!
You ask me is it fun to cry over nothing?
It is!
I'm breaking down
Now let's consider what I might do next
I hate admitting I've become perplexed
I'm bereived
I've cried,
I've shook
I've yelled!
I've heaved
I have been decieved!
As enemies go, Whizzer is not so bad
It's just he's so damn happy
That it makes me so damn mad!
I wanna hate him, but I really can't
It's like a nightmare how this all proceeds
I hope that Whizzer don't fufill his needs!
Don't is wrong, sing along!
What was the noun
I'm breakin' down
I'm breaking down
I'll soon redecorate these stalls!
I'd like some patting in the walls
And also pills
I wanna sleep!
Sure, things will probably worsen
But it's not like I'm some healthy person
I've rethought my talks with Marv
And one fact does emerge
Oh, I think I like his shrink
So that is why I might turn to drink!
I'm on the brink of breaking down
I'm breaking down!
Down! down!
I only want to love a man who can love me
Or like me
Or help me
Help me!
Marvin was never mine!
He took his meetings in the boy's latrine
I used to cry
He'd make a scene!
I'd rather die than dry clean Marvin's wedding gown!
I'm breaking down!
I'm breaking down!
It's so upsetting when I found that what's rectangular is round
I mean, it stinks!
I mean, he's queer
And me, I'm just a freak who needs it maybe every other week
I don't know!
I've rethought the fun we had
And one fact does emerge
I played the foolish clown
The almost vigin who sings this dirge
Is on the verge of breaking down!
I'm breaking down!
Down, down!
The only thing that's breaking up is my family
The only thing that's breaking up is my family!
But me!
I'm breaking down!