Lyrics Surreal Teenagers - Stephen Malkmus & The Jicks

Microscopic pricks
With your rotten tooth brush breath
Makes me lose control
Dressed in cosmo rose (?) cosmoroutes (?)
I went caroling with my family
They were quite on tune/untuned
The microtones were drippy
Drippy through the pantaloose (pantalons?)
I'd like to live in micronesia
With my servant john
He's got the drumstick blues (?)
Equations on his phone (?)