Lyrics "You have a good third husband, Joanne" - Stephen Sondheim

You have a good third husband, Joanne
He's a good man
Anyway
Thank you for the evening
I'm glad I joined you
I was really feeling low, really depressed

I drank but you really put it away tonight
The last several times we've gotten
Together I've had shameful hangovers, abominable
We may be doing permanent damage, did you think of that?
I don't know what to think of the fact that you only drink with me
That is not unflattering I guess, no
I hope I don't depress you
We have good times and it's a hoot, yeah
Whatever you say

What are you looking at, Joanne?
It's my charisma, huh?
Well stop looking at my charisma

When are we gonna make it?
I beg your pardon
When are we going to make it?
What's wrong with now?
There's my place, it's free tomorrow after 2,
Larry goes to his gym and then right to the office
Don't talk, don't do your folksy routine with me
You're a terribly attractive man
The kind of man most women want but never seem to get
I'll take care of you
But who will I take care of?
Well did you hear yourself?
Did you hear what you just said, kiddo?
I didn't mean that
Oh, I just heard a door open that's been stuck a long time
Like I haven't looked at all that

The check is paid
What's wrong?
Because I have looked at that and marriage
Isn't all that, and what do you get for it?
What do you get?
What happened?
I just did someone a big favor
Come on, Larry, let's go home
What do you get?

Bobby, Bobby
Bobby, baby
Bobby, boo-bi
Bobby
Robert, darling
Bobby we've been trying to call you
Angel I got something to tell you
Bobby we've been trying to reach you all day
Bobby there was something we wanted to say

STOOOOOP
What do you get?