Lyrics Anything You Can Do - Studio Cast Recording

I'm superior
You're inferior
I'm the big attraction
You're the small
I'm the major one
You're the minor one
I can beat you shooting
That's not all

Anything you can do
I can do better
I can do anything better than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can be
I can be greater
Sooner or later
I'm greater than you

No, you're not

Yes, I am

No, you're not

Yes, I am

No, you're not

Yes, I am
Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge

I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow

I can do most anything

Can you bake a pie?

No

Neither can I

Anything you can sing
I can sing louder
I can sing anything louder than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy
I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you

Fifty cents

Twenty cents

Thirty cents

Twenty cents

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can dig
I can dig deeper
I can dig anything deeper than you

Thirty feet

Forty feet

Fifty feet

Sixty feet

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

I can lick my liquor
Faster than a flicker

I can do it quicker
And get even sicker

I can live on bread and cheese

And only on that?

Yep

So can a rat

Any note you can reach
I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anyone you can lick
I can lick faster
I can lick anyone faster than you

With your fist?

With my feet

With your feet?

With an ax

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Any school where you went
I could be master
I could be master much faster than you

Can you spell?

No, I can't

Can you add?

No, I can't

Can you teach?

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

I could be a racer
Quite a speedy chaser

I can jump a hurdle
Even with my girdle

I can open any safe

Without being caught?

Yep

That's what I thought, you crook

Any note you can hold
I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can

No, you can't

Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Ooh

Yes, I can