Lyrics
I'm
courageous,
I'm
heroic,
I'm
fit
and
I'm
strong;
I've
been
to
Young
and
Jackson's
with
lipstick
on;
I'm
worn
my
Kunta
Kinti
T-shirt
to
a
Klu
Klux
meet
-
But
I've
never
turned
right
at
Swanston
Street.
I've
mixed
heroin,
cocaine
and
angel
dust;
I've
played
on
Rodney
Grinter
(and
been
concussed);
My
is
mind
is
dirty,
but
my
whiskey's
neat
-
But
I've
never
turned
right
at
Swanston
Street.
I
can
be
subjected
to
hours
of
extreme
pain;
I
can
watch
a
full
ten
minutes
of
Don
Lane;
There's
only
one
time
I'll
admit
defeat
-
I've
never
turned
right
at
Swanston
Street.
1 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
2 Ezra Pound-Axe King
3 Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
4 Morisson Hostel
5 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
6 Slave To The Economist
7 The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
8 And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
9 The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
10 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
11 I Don't Want Tism I Want A Girlfriend
12 Let's Club It To Death
13 Let's Form A Company
14 Pus Of The Dead
15 It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse
16 Babies Bite Back
17 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
18 Kill Americans ("The Fascists Turned the PA Off" live version)
19 Take Your Love (Subtle Difference version)
20 Tale of Two Faeces
21 The TISM Finance Plan Offer (It's Still No Good version)
22 Kill Americans (2)
23 In Defense of Poetry
24 Death Death Death (Massed Pipes of TISM version, Live at the Old Greek Theatre, May 1991)
25 Eckerman Is Very Silly
26 Volare
27 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
28 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
29 I Shit Me
30 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
31 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
32 State Schools Are Great Schools
33 Saturday Night Palsy
34 Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
35 Mourningtown Ride
36 Consumption Tax
37 The Ballad of Paul Keating
38 Subliminal Satanic Message
39 Wham Bam Thank You Imam
40 Kevin Borich Expressionism
41 Leo's Toltoy
42 Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
43 Life Kills
44 The Law of Repulsion After Orgasm
45 Put Your Dog to Sleep
46 Choose Bad Smack
47 U2, Brute?
48 The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make, So Baby Let Me Bang Your Box
49 Mr Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General
50 Australia (The World's Suburb)
51 40 Years - Then Death
52 I'll 'Ave Ya
53 Get Thee To A Nunnery
54 I Drive A Truck
55 Father And Son
56 Recorded By Triple J, 24-1-93 Melbourne Showgrounds - Live Hidden Track
57 Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
58 Jesus Pots The White Ball
59 They Shoot Heroin, Don't They-
60 The Tism Boat Hire Offer
61 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
62 The History Of Western Civilization
63 The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
64 Man Is Born Free and Everywhere He Is In Changing Rooms
65 Gas! Gas! - an Ecstasy of Fumbling
66 Existentialtism
67 Lyric for Jack
68 Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
69 Lose Your Delusion 1
70 Bishop = Handjob
71 If You're Ugly, Forget It
72 Loser, Losing, Lost
73 I'm Interested In Apathy
74 Defecate On My Face
75 The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
76 If You Want the Toilet, You're In It
77 The Art-Income Dialectic
78 Pus
79 The Judeo-Christian Ethic
80 Mistah Eliot (He Wanker)
81 A Face Full of Divertimenti
82 Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
83 Take Your Love
84 Root
85 Defecate On My Face (Country Version)
86 All Ordinaries Index
87 I'm Into Led Zep
88 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
89 (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out
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