Lyrics

Metallica are a bunch of wooses -

There ain't no reason to hide

Behind no backward Satanic message:

Just go off and suicide.

Someone please play this song backwards -

"Satan loves you" is what I said.

God knows it's pretty boring forwards,

And one more fan is dead.

Hang yourself if you're a Koori;

Kamakazi if you're a Nip;

.05 if you work for a brewery;

Shotgun if you're Podgornick.

Don't kid yourself, when you are found

No-one's gonna be all that sad.

What's the use of hanging around?

Self immolation's sorta rad.

Album Collected Recordings 1986-1993

date of release

01-12-1995

1 Gas! Gas! - an Ecstasy of Fumbling
2 Man Is Born Free and Everywhere He Is In Changing Rooms
3 Jack Elliot's Turf Whinge
4 Ezra Pound-Axe King
5 Johnny To B Or Not To B Goode
6 Morisson Hostel
7 The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword
8 Slave To The Economist
9 The Ballad Of The Semitic Nazi
10 And The Ass Said To The Angel 'Wanna Play Kick To Kick'
11 The Ballad Of John Bonham's Coke Roadie
12 Martin Scorsese Is Really Quite A Jovial Fellow
13 I Don't Want Tism I Want A Girlfriend
14 Let's Club It To Death
15 Let's Form A Company
16 Pus Of The Dead
17 It's Novel. It's Unique. It's Shithouse
18 The Mystery Of The Artist Explained
19 The History Of Western Civilization
20 (I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And) Whittle Away My Furniture
21 The Tism Boat Hire Offer
22 They Shoot Heroin, Don't They-
23 Jesus Pots The White Ball
24 Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The House Of Representatives
25 Recorded By Triple J, 24-1-93 Melbourne Showgrounds - Live Hidden Track
26 Father And Son
27 I Drive A Truck
28 Get Thee To A Nunnery
29 I'll 'Ave Ya
30 40 Years - Then Death
31 Australia (The World's Suburb)
32 Mr Ches Baragwanath, State Auditor-General
33 The Love You Take Equals the Love You Make, So Baby Let Me Bang Your Box
34 U2, Brute?
35 Existentialtism
36 Lyric for Jack
37 Lillee Caught Dilley Bowled Milli Vanilli
38 Lose Your Delusion 1
39 Take Your Love (Subtle Difference version)
40 Kill Americans ("The Fascists Turned the PA Off" live version)
41 Anarchy Means Crossing When It Says 'Don't Walk'
42 Babies Bite Back
43 The Art-Income Dialectic
44 If You Want the Toilet, You're In It
45 The Mordialloc Rd Duplicator
46 Defecate On My Face
47 I'm Interested In Apathy
48 Loser, Losing, Lost
49 If You're Ugly, Forget It
50 Bishop = Handjob
51 Tale of Two Faeces
52 The TISM Finance Plan Offer (It's Still No Good version)
53 Kill Americans (2)
54 In Defense of Poetry
55 Death Death Death (Massed Pipes of TISM version, Live at the Old Greek Theatre, May 1991)
56 Eckerman Is Very Silly
57 Volare
58 The Fosters Car Park Boogie
59 If You're Creative, Get Stuffed
60 I Shit Me
61 Doug Parkinson Sings Christie Allen
62 Gimme Gimme Nervous Breakdown
63 State Schools Are Great Schools
64 Saturday Night Palsy
65 Michael Jackson's Conveyor Belt
66 Mourningtown Ride
67 Consumption Tax
68 The Ballad of Paul Keating
69 Subliminal Satanic Message
70 Wham Bam Thank You Imam
71 Kevin Borich Expressionism
72 Leo's Toltoy
73 Get Thee In My Behind, Satan
74 Life Kills
75 The Law of Repulsion After Orgasm
76 Put Your Dog to Sleep
77 Choose Bad Smack
78 Pus
79 The Judeo-Christian Ethic
80 Mistah Eliot (He Wanker)
81 A Face Full of Divertimenti
82 Kill Yourself Now and Avoid the Rush
83 Take Your Love
84 Root
85 Defecate On My Face (Country Version)
86 All Ordinaries Index
87 I'm Into Led Zep
88 The Back Upon Which Jezza Jumped
89 (I Think I've Got) Mick Jagger Worked Out

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