Lyrics

I know that the Romans came after the Greeks

I went to a lecture to hear Robert Hughes speak

I am honoured, cultured, literate - and yet

All of my life I've had one main regret

I wish I'd slept with more girls

I wish I'd had more sex

I wish my wife had'a sucked my dick

They told me the yobbos would turn out no good

I did my homework, they turned into hoods

I have a family. I am happy and proud

I said no to anything I wasn't allowed

I wish I'd done more drugs

I wish I'd snorted coke

I wish I had taken the risk

The Angel of Death hovers overhead

My family, come, gather 'round the bed

Come my colleagues, come literate friends

Here is my last wish, as my life ends

I wish you'd written my books

I wish you'd married my wife

I wish you owned my home

I wish my thoughts were yours

I wish my life weren't mine

I wish you'd never known me at all

I wish you'd take my place

I wish it were you lying here

I wish you'd all get fucked

Album www.tism.wanker.com (The "No P***s - No God" Gospel Sessions) [Bonus Track Edition]

date of release

02-06-1998

1 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
2 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
3 Club Heaven ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
4 Ain't No Christian, But I Believe In Jesus ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
5 I Never Got the Message ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
6 He Ain't Stopped Livin', He's Only Dead ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
7 Jesus Don't Believe In Jesus Anymore ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
8 I Lost My Man to the Lord ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
9 It Don't Matter What You Say ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
10 When Jesus Comes ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
11 Then the Answer Came ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
12 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
13 I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
14 The Men's Room
15 My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
16 Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
17 A HardEarned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
18 Describe the Worst Headjob I've Ever Had- Fantastic!
19 Kate Fischer Of Men
20 Rebel Without A Paunch
21 Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118
22 You Gotta Love That
23 Opposite Day
24 (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
25 Whatareya?
26 Dumb 'n' Base
27 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
28 Been Caught Wankin'
29 Denial Works For Me
30 The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut
31 I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
32 Yob
33 Great Expectorations

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