Lyrics Yob - TISM

If it's different, punch

Lager, lunch

If it moves, root

Quacks, shoot

Mates, protect

Wife, neglect

Wages, bet

Vicious, pet

American, ape

A blonde, gape

Boobs, inflate

V8, venerate

Yahoo!

If it's sport, booze

License, lose

Engine, thrash

Buttcrack, flash

If it's the boys, lairin'

Women, no swearin'

The footy trip, anaesthesia

Back home, amnesia

Party, newted

Bedroom, putrid

Foreplay, forgotten

If it's rockin', don't bother knockin'

Yahoo!

If it's a party, fight

If it's winning, skite

If it's politics, right

If it's flatulence, light

If it's tabloid, believe it

If it's broadsheet, don't read it

If it's music, rock

If it's casino, flock

Yahoo!

Album www.tism.wanker.com (The "No P***s - No God" Gospel Sessions) [Bonus Track Edition]

date of release

02-06-1998

1 I'd Be Happier If I Was More Depressed
2 The Last Australian Guitar Hero
3 The Apology of the Thai Drug Runner
4 Club Heaven ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
5 Ain't No Christian, But I Believe In Jesus ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
6 I Never Got the Message ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
7 He Ain't Stopped Livin', He's Only Dead ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
8 Jesus Don't Believe In Jesus Anymore ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
9 I Lost My Man to the Lord ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
10 It Don't Matter What You Say ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
11 When Jesus Comes ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
12 Then the Answer Came ((The "No Penis - No God" Sessions) [Bonus Track])
13 Professor Derrida Deconstructs
14 The Men's Room
15 My Brilliant Huntington's Chorea
16 Neighbours - Everybody Loves Good Neighbours
17 A HardEarned Thirst Needs A Big Cold Beer, But I Drink To Get Pissed
18 Describe the Worst Headjob I've Ever Had- Fantastic!
19 Kate Fischer Of Men
20 Rebel Without A Paunch
21 Julius Seizure - Act III, scene ii, verse 73-118
22 You Gotta Love That
23 Opposite Day
24 (There's Gonna Be) Sex Tonite
25 Whatareya?
26 Dumb 'n' Base
27 Thunderbirds Are Coming Out
28 Been Caught Wankin'
29 Denial Works For Me
30 The Parable Of Glen McGrath's Haircut
31 I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
32 Yob
33 Great Expectorations

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