Lyrics Keep It in Your Pants - Taryn Southern

I don't go outside
I just wish I could hide
I can't sleep at night and there's no end in sight
To the visions haunting me

I was out with the girls dancing at a club,
When a guy from behind starts to grind and rub.
I don't know you, but now I know your size.
Keep your twig and berries to yourself next time.

The very next day I'm hiking in the woods,
When a scary looking dude just flashes his goods.
I scream and run away, but it doesn't end there.
Later at the beach free willys everywhere.

Boner.
Erection.
Woody.
Hard on dick.
His bulge is getting bigger.
He's pitching his tent.

Stiffy.
Erection.
The willy that could.
I don't want to see the outline of your early morning wood.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Timberlake keeps his "dick in a box".
Athletes have jock straps on their rocks
Jizzing in his pants is Sandberg's thing.
But at least he doesn't go around poking with his ding.
Jay-Z keeps his flowing in jeans.
Take that sh*t down if you know what I mean.
Shakespeare had a cock piece with a lock,
To keep all the ladies from seeing his (ohh!)

I don't go around showing off my lady bits.
Cameltoes are not the way to go (to go)
I keep it classy like a lady.
Never showing what's down shady.
You'll never know what's hidden below.

I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
I know my mama would be proud
I keep it in my pants.
Keep my couchie in my pants.
Let's start by singing outloud.

Keep your boner in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
It's not something girls want to see.

Keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pants.
Your mother would probably agree.
Just keep it in your pants.
Keep your boner in your pans
It's not something I want to see.

(Boner fading out).