Lyrics The Waitress - Tech N9ne
Hi,
may
I
take
your
order?
Dwamn!
Hey,
that's
all
I'ma
say
right
now
I'm
at
a
loss
for
words,
girl,
you,
girl,
gon'
take
that
bow
You
lookin...
boy,
my
lady
would
hate
this
If
she
knew
that
I
was
out
with
her
but
I'm
trippin
off
the
waitress
Woo
shit!
Who's
this?
Baby,
why
you
do
this?
I'm
sittin
here
with
another
female
and
it's
'posed
to
be
exclusive
Beauty,
fully
loaded
booty
hips
and
thighs
I
want
a
raspberry
lemonade,
baby,
and
whatever
yo
name
is
on
the
side
You
speak
unique,
beautiful
teeth
I
just
peeped
It's
makin
me
weak
to
the
point
I
can't
even
eat
Cause
you
give
me
butterflies,
them
butter
thighs
need
to
be
publicized
A
wonderful
face
and
waist
that's
great
and
there's
no
mistake
that
I
love
the
eyes
Never
like
them
other
guys,
cause
when
I
want
it
I'm
on
it
The
way
I'm
watchin
you
feel
uncomfortable,
don't
it?
But
I'm
thinkin
you
should
be
in
movies
and
this
you
need
to
quit
Then
suddenly
under
my
table
I
got
a
kick
I'm
with
my
girlie
but
I'm
lookin
at
the
waitress
I'm
at
a
business
meeting
trippin
off
the
waitress
Can't
think
of
eatin,
man,
my
girl
will
really
hate
this
I'm
sittin
here
with
her
but
starin
at
the
waitress
And
I
like
the
way
the
waitress
(work
that,
work
that)
Come
get
your
money,
girl,
and
(work
that,
work
that)
I
really
like
the
way
you
(work
that,
work
that)
Can
I
get
you
on
the
floor?
(Work
that,
work
that)
The
waitress
got
it
goin
on
Take
my
order
anytime,
I
come
here
many
times
A
week
so
she
can
give
me
mine,
baby
girl
is
plenty
fine
Business
meeting,
capital
grin,
was
sippin
when
she
caught
my
eye
When
she
came
over
to
us
I
said,
"Can
I
get
yo
number
on
the
fly?"
Smell
like
no
other,
look
like
she
strip
undercover
Wish
I
could
follow
her
home
and
just
say
thank
you
to
her
mother
Another
interested
brother
who'd
love
to
become
your
lover
Burn
rubber
to
the
spot
to
tell
my
dogs
how
much
I
dug
ya
Outta
here
but
I'm
not
gonna
leave
this
place
without
gettin
in
yo
face
I'm
not
a
disgrace
so
I
gotta
see
how
you
taste
And
I
move
at
a
puma's
pace
So
baby
please
if
you
find
the
time
to
get
up
out
the
weeds
I
wanna
make
you
my
squeeze
cause
these
other
chicks
you
supercede
I
call
her
waitress
and
homie,
I
call
him
server
The
waiter's
a
bloody
murder,
I
never
wanna
hear
no
murmur
no
further
Cause
she's
bliss,
I'm
tryin
to
get
in
yo
knicks
I
want
you
so
my
order
you
can
86
I'm
with
my
girlie
but
I'm
lookin
at
the
waitress
I'm
at
a
business
meeting
trippin
off
the
waitress
Can't
think
of
eatin,
man,
my
girl
will
really
hate
this
I'm
sittin
here
with
her
but
starin
at
the
waitress
And
I
like
the
way
the
waitress
(work
that,
work
that)
Come
get
your
money,
girl,
and
(work
that,
work
that)
I
really
like
the
way
you
(work
that,
work
that)
Can
I
get
you
on
the
floor?
(Work
that,
work
that)
The
waitress
got
it
goin
on
And
don't
be
tippin
her
below
20
percent
She
need
plenty
for
rent,
leave
her
with
pennies,
then
see
her
vent
To
get
money's
her
purpose,
you
don't
tip,
go
get
burgers
Believe
her's
is
for
TIPS
meaning
Tuition
Ensuring
Prompt
Service
I'm
nervous
cause
I'm
gawkin
mom's
curvage
I'm
beyond
flirtish,
us
hookin
up
we
both
concert
it
Where
you
get
that
smell
from?
She
would
never
tell
one
But
she
told
me
this,
she
say
me
she
liked
me
cause
I'm
well
done
Now
your
girl
lookin
real,
real
stanky,
ain't
she?
Cause
she
know
you
lookin
at
the
waitress
thinkin
hanky-panky
Her
attitude
is
wonderful,
even
got
the
strength
to
thank
me
Even
though
she
a
single
parent
breakin
her
back
but
ain't
so
cranky
I
had
to
make
her
my
girl,
now
she
gon'
eat
with
me
Southern
booty,
mane,
I
truly
never
need
to
flee
I'm
stayin
focused,
the
waitress
got
me
posted
But
dwamn,
look
at
that
booty
on
the
hostess...
I'm
with
my
girlie
but
I'm
lookin
at
the
waitress
I'm
at
a
business
meeting
trippin
off
the
waitress
Can't
think
of
eatin,
man,
my
girl
will
really
hate
this
I'm
sittin
here
with
her
but
starin
at
the
waitress
And
I
like
the
way
the
waitress
(work
that,
work
that)
Come
get
your
money,
girl,
and
(work
that,
work
that)
I
really
like
the
way
you
(work
that,
work
that)
Can
I
get
you
on
the
floor?
(Work
that,
work
that)
The
waitress
got
it
goin
on
(work
that,
work
that,
work
that,
work
that,
work
that,
work
that)
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4 One Good Time
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6 Psycho Bitch II
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8 Too Much
9 Shit Is Real
10 Crybaby
11 Get the Fuck Outta Here
12 Wheaties
13 The Sexorcist (Infomercial)
14 Holier Than Thou
15 Enjoy
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17 Seven Words
18 Paint a Dark Picture
19 Let's Go
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