Lyrics Two Player Game - The 8-Bit Big Band

Apocalypse of the Damned!
Level 9!
The Cafetorium!
Find the bad guy, Push him aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side

It's a two-player game

So when they make an attack
You know you got a brother gonna have your back
And you stay on track and
I remain on course and if they give you a smack,
You gotta use your force
And if you leave behind your brother behind its lame
Cuz' it's an f-ed up world but it's a two player game.

Dude, you are cooler than a vintage cassette.
It's just than no one but me thinks that yet
You're just a nothing in this high school scheme
But it's no big because you and I are a team.
We're like out of print games,
Retroskates
Got a Pac-man tattoo
Nobody here appreciates
But soon we'll be together where they do
Cuz' guys like us are cool in college
Cool in college
Yes, I know
Guys like us are cool in college
We rule in college
Listen, bro
High school is hell but we navigate it well,
Cuz' what we do is we make it a two-player game
Zombie!
Watch out!
Ahh!
What?
Aww.
As users we have fought together for years
Both Nintendo zombies and our popular peers
Now we're stuck on a level and I wanna move on
Just wait two years we're a pawn
You'll realize guys like us
Are cool in college
Cool in college
Won't be lame
Dude, I know I get it Guys like us
Are cool in college
But we're not in college
All the same
High school is whack,
But we have each other's back
Cuz' me and you,
We make it a two-player game.
Gahh!
Ohh!
Zombie!
Blood!
Claws!
Saxphon!.
You know that you are my favorite person
That doesn't mean that it can't still can dream
Is it really true I'm your "Favowite person"?
Yeah, were never not gonna be a team
High school is shit and you gotta help me conquer it.
It's just what we do, we make it a two-player game.
Find the bad guy, push him aside.
Then move on forward with your friend at your side
It's a two-player game so when they make an attack
You know you got a brother
Gonna have your back
And you stay on track and
I remain on course and if they give you a smack
You gotta use your force
And if you leave behind your brother behind its lame
Cuz its and f-ed up world but it's a two player game.
Hey!
Two-player game,
Two-player game,
Hey-ay-ay!