Lyrics Shaved Off His Beard - The Beards
Well,
there
once
was
a
man,
and
that
man
had
a
beard,
he
shaved
off
his
beard
and
now
he's
dead.
And
there
once
was
a
girl,
and
her
husband
had
a
beard,
she
asked
him
to
shave
it
off
and
now
she's
dead.
Now
she's
dead
(now
she's
dead)
Now
she's
dead
(now
she's
dead)
Now
he's
dead
(now
he's
dead)
Now
he's
dead.
Now
they're
dead
(now
they're
dead)
Now
they're
dead.
Grow
a
beard
or
you'll
be
dead.
Well
the
girl
and
the
man,
they
each
had
a
funeral,
the
people
who
attended
are
now
dead.
So
the
grave
digger
came,
to
bury
the
bodies,
and
he
had
a
beard
and
can't
be
killed.
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Had
a
beard
(had
a
beard)
Can't
be
killed
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Can't
be
killed
(can't
be
killed)
Had
a
beard
and
can't
be
killed
Well
there
once
was
a
man
and
his
name
was
Derryn
Hinch,
He
shaved
off
his
beard
and
now
he's
shit.
Now
he's
shit!
(Now
he's
shit!)
Now
he's
shit!
(Now
he's
shit!)
Now
he's
shit!
(Now
he's
shit!)
Now
he's
shit!
Now
he's
shit!
(Now
he's
shit!)
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
(Shit!
Shit!
Shit!)
He
shaved
off
his
beard
and
now
he's
shit!
1 Growing a Beard
2 A Wizard Needs a Beard
3 The Tale of the Amish Boy (And His Beard)
4 Beard For Xmas
5 Born With a Beard
6 No Beard, No Good
7 Shaved Off His Beard
8 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard, You've Got Two Mums
9 I'm in the Mood...for Beards
10 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man
11 The Beards' Club
12 The Beard Accessory Store
13 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Live At The Metro)
14 I Like Beards (Live At The Metro)
15 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard
16 I Like Beards
17 There's a Bearded Man Inside Me
18 All the Bearded Ladies
19 Beards Are Back (Live At The Metro)
20 Born With a Beard (Live At The Metro)
21 My Baby Left Me for a Man Without a Beard (Live At The Metro)
22 All the Bearded Ladies (Live At The Metro)
23 The Beard Accessory Store (Live At The Metro)
24 Shaved Off His Beard (Live At The Metro)
25 Got Me a Beard (Live At The Metro)
26 You Should Consider Having Sex with a Bearded Man (Live At The Metro)
27 It Only Takes a Fortnight to Grow a Decent Beard
28 Strokin' My Beard
29 Ten Long Years, One Long Beard
30 There's Just Nothing Better Than a Beard (Reprise)
31 If Your Dad Doesn't Have a Beard You've Got Two Mums (Live At The Metro)
32 No Beard No Good (Live At The Metro)
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