Lyrics Moron - The Dead Milkmen
Hangin'
out
in
the
commode
Listening
to
Depeche
Mode
You
look
like
some
kind
of
toad
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Got
a
skateboard,
gnarly
rad
With
money
from
your
mom
and
dad
Take
a
bath
'cause
you
smell
bad
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Walkin'
down
on
old
South
Street
Say,
"Hello"
to
the
kids
you
meet
If
knowing
you
is
such
a
treat
Then
why
are
you
a
moron?
Got
kicked
out
of
public
school
Make
a
waste
of
our
gene
pool
Face
it
asshole,
you're
a
fool
Why
are
you
a
moron?
I'm
starin'
at
a
wall
doin'
nothin'
at
all
Gotta
get
out
a'
here
I
could
use
some
beer
Wish
I
could
get
some
beer
I
could
use
some
beer
tonight
In
and
out
of
trendy
clubs
With
a
pair
of
day
glow
gloves
You're
the
only
one
you
love
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Tell
us
you've
got
somethin'
to
say
Then
bore
us
with
your
anarchy
We
just
wish
you'd
go
away
Why
are
you
a
moron?
A
trendy
loser's
what
you
are
It's
your
scene
and
your
it's
czar
I'd
like
to
see
you
covered
with
tar
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Creeps
like
you
should
be
wiped
out
You've
got
a
face
just
like
a
trout
Listen
to
everybody
shout
"Why
are
you
a
moron?"
I'm
followin'
the
trends
'cause
I
wanna
Have
some
friends,
I
wanna
be
somebody
Don't
wanna
be
nobody,
I
wanna
be
Somebody.
I
wanna
be
with
someone
tonight
I
swear
that
you
are
Hitler's
clone
You
spread
disease
wherever
you
roam
Got
the
brains
of
a
garden
gnome
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Voted
for
Reagan
not
once
but
twice
Think
that
Jerry
Falwell's
nice
Do
you
keep
your
brains
on
ice?
Why
are
you
a
moron?
In
the
end
you're
all
alone
No
one
calls
you
on
the
phone
Got
no
job
you've
got
no
home
Why
are
you
a
moron?
Hangin'
out
in
the
commode
Listenin'
to
Depeche
Mode
You
look
like
some
kind
of
toad
You're
just
a
fuckin'
moron
I'm
freezing
up
inside
All
my
brain
cells
have
died
I'm
gonna
get
out
o'
here
I'm
gonna
get
out
o'
here
I'm
gonna
get
out
o'
here
I'm
gonna
get
out
o'
here
tonight
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