Lyrics Interlude - The Devil Wears Prada

FOR CRYING OUT LOUD YOU DUMB BITCH THIS SONG IS CALLED "Celestial Mechanics"
For the first time in three years
official clocks will pause for Earth's rotation to realign with atomic time
Fluctuation is due to Earth's interaction with the Moon, primarily tidal acceleration
This proess, this effect of tidal force, slows our planet's rotation
Angular momentum, in direct correspondence with Earth's axial tilt is dampened
An existing kinetic energy within orbit is lessened
All the same, the reduction is notably fractional: specifically, days on Earth grow 1.4 milliseconds longer every one hundred years
To put that in a different perspective, it won't be for another 100, 000 years until each day is about one and a half seconds longer than as they exist today