Lyrics Bank of Boston Beauty Queen - The Dresden Dolls
I've
tried
dolls
that
were
guaranteed
sixteen
or
under
none
were
very
exciting
Sorta
like
a
laugh
track
or
whacking
off
they'll
get
you
off
but
it's
just
not
the
real
thing
It's
been
decades
since
my
pit
days
But
I
haven't
shaken
it
- I
sit
there
like
an
idiot
Still
caught
up
in
the
old
punk
protocol
And
dreaming
that
the
teenagers
will
think
that
I'm
a
radical
And
I
still
wait
for
the
bus
to
come
where
high
school
got
torn
down
Still
expecting
to
find
true
love
among
the
skateboarders
hanging
out
In
back
of
the
bank
in
my
hometown
All
this
talk
and
no
action's
got
me
stiff
from
the
tit
to
the
bone
So
I'm
living
in
lala
land
- but
at
least
I'm
not
living
at
home
Same
old
catcall
same
old
chemicals
Same
old
thrills
stealing
stockings
from
the
shopping
mall
It's
simple
enough
to
grow
the
fuck
up
happy
with
the
rough-cut
Nobody's
in
the
market
for
a
diamond
in
the
rough
but
I
still
wait
for
my
mom
to
come
and
pick
me
up
at
holly's
house
10
years
after
they
cashed
it
in
to
make
a
multi-level
parking
lot
for
a
seven-eleven
and
burger
king
I've
got
cryptographs
I've
got
all
the
phones
tapped
I've
got
proof
enough
it
is
indisputable
Love's
not
good
enough
I
want
pies
and
graphs
Something
that
will
teach
me
my
arithmetic
at
last.
Better
rope
the
folks
in
- I'm
on
the
loose
again
And
getting
more
ridiculous
the
more
I
think
I
ought
to
get
my
mind
out
of
the
gutter
(It's
getting
dangerous,
Amanda,
god
- you're
old
enough
to
be
his
fucking...)
My
own
private
highway
from
the
cradle
to
the
grave
I
save
a
bundle
skipping
middle
age
and
Saturdays
And
I
still
wait
for
the
cops
to
come
where
the
station
since
burned
down
Still
convinced
that
they'll
pick
me
up
for
all
the
sins
I
committed
in
the
back
of
the
banged-up
pickup
truck
I've
got
autographs,
backstage
passes
and
leather
jacket
back
patches
up
the...
Ask
me
anything
I've
got
evidence
Single
serving
saccharine
packets
dripping
black
with
lipstick
kisses
I
still
wait
for
the
bus
to
come
back
where
the
high
school
got
torn
down
Still
expecting
to
find
true
love
among
the
skateboarders
hanging
out
In
back
of
the
bank
in
my
home-
I'm
no
pederast
it
was
nice
to
ask
Thank
you,
but
I'm
capable
of
getting
up
and
getting
dressed
Love's
not
good
enough
I
want
photographs
Something
that
will
stand
the
test
of...
Time
and
time
again
I
think
ill
head
downtown
again
Oh
god
I'm
thirty
No,
I'm
ten
I'm
seventeen
And
a
bank
of
Boston
beauty
queen...
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