Lyrics "That's What I Like" Parody of Bruno Mars' "That's What I Like" - The Key of Awesome

Paid too much money for thew last vid,
So this is just me dancin'.
Sped up like Charlie Chaplin, we got squiggles like John Madden.
I can even make a chalk drawing sexy.
I'm a knight and shining booty slayer, was that line sketchy?
And down your mountains I will Shalom, now we straight Bob Rossin. Hoppit trees we're splotchin.
Who is that booty callin.
Now we are trully ballin, no not that kind of bawlin,
Julio what are you drawing? Your artistic skills have fallen down.
Jump cut to dancin so i dont have to memorize it, come to planet Mars, you can help me colonize it.
So much freakin talent you dont care at all,
That I'm dressed up like Beetlejuice.

Whether your black, green, or white.
Snowflake or from the Far Reich.
The only artist you all u all like, everyone likes, grandma's and dogs and little tykes, say "Bruno's tight!"
Whether James Brown, Prince, or Mike (hehe)
I'm the worlds best sound alike.
Only had access to three lights, but this looks nice, draw something that gives me more height, that's about right.

I got them fans in every demo, who hates me that you know? Mars always gets yes's, why would I get a Bru-no?
Are you loco?
I'll play every Super Bowl until we're 63,
I've played at weddings of every ethnicity
Here's to shady ladies, so many lines its crazy.
If they were on a mirror, you'd think it was the 80's.
Drawing me (drawing you), is that me? (you times three).
Can we erase?!?! (let us stay!)
Your too creepy, bye bye!
Julio, why did I make you my animator?
Wouldn't put these pics on my refrigerator.
Julio, stop drawing all this grey poop on me!
After this I'm firing you!

Let me groove on this white CYC, don't put my head in a vice, my lyrics are a little tryte, but I'm the shite, Julio just drew some crab lice, and yes they bite!
J- Man, I'm sorry alright?
Let's just be friends again? Physche!
I'm the one that everyone likes, you know one likes.
I just made sweet love to your wife, your now ex-wife.

And now it's get emotional time, in the rain singin, makin pained faces. It's like that part in Shawshank Redemption after Andy climbs (climbs throught that shit pipe)
Wait a second... The water is rising, don't let me drown in YouTube!
One last favor, draw me a life saver.
Not the breath mint, dude!

Someone gave me the Heimlich, thanks Julio you're alright. I never knew she was your wife, don't draw a knife, I know you have a very rich, interior life.
Let's spend some quality time, a Bruno and Julio night, but first these shoes need to be shined, make em' look nice.
Put down that eraser, dont wipe, don't make me white!
(Nooooooo!!)