Lyrics Learn to Cook - The Mighty Sparrow

All you want is to wear all them fancy clothes
Looking sharp like a tack and you're gonna pose
But you don't know one thing 'bout cooking and you won't learn
The last time you make some Jello it burn

I don't care how you look so glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you

All you concerned about is the way you look
Pretty up like a doll in a story book
I put up with you and your fashion for way too long
If you think looking pretty is all
You're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong

I don't care how you nice and glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you

Every day you dress up like a circus horse
And you don't give a damn about what it cost
Jewels to match, every new dress and bag and shoe
Facial massage, manicure and hairdo

I don't care how you're nice and you're glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you

From now on honey bunch this is your duty
Buy a cookbook and learn every recipe
Otherwise is outside the window for all dem clothes
You have one week to learn to cook or is blows

I don't care how you're nice and you're glamorous
I don't care how you have plenty hips and bust
That don't interest me, terribly sorry
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you
If you can't cook, doudou, I don't want you