Lyrics Gotta Be This Or That - The Pied Pipers

If you ain't wrong, you're right.
If it ain't dark, it's light.
If you ain't sure, you might.
Gotta be this or that!

If it ain't full, it's blank.
If you don't spend, you bank.
If it ain't Bing, it's Frank.
Gotta be this or that!

Who can it be, if it ain't me?
I know it's not your mother.
Can't you see it's gotta be
One way, or the other?

Tell me what I must know,
If you don't like, I'll go.
If it ain't yes, it's no.
Gotta be this or that!

If it ain't old, it's new.
If it ain't me, baby, it's you.
If it ain't much, it's few.
Gotta be this or that!

If it ain't night, it's noon.
If you don't jive, you proon. (?)
If it ain't Joe, it's June.
Gotta be this or that!

Baby who can it be if it ain't me?
No it's not your mother.
Can't you see it's gotta be
One way, or the other?

Tell me what I must know,
If you don't like, I'll go.
If it ain't yes, it's no.
Gotta be this or that!