Lyrics On the Way (To Oklahoma) - The Residents

On the way to Oklahoma
I turned into a cat
My true love was a tiger
I'm sure you can see that
I called the tiger Dolly
It was my mother's name
On the way to Oklahoma
I finally became sane
On the way to Oklahoma
A voice inside my mind
Demanded that my senses
Expand in space and time
The voice revealed a feeling
Of heated ecstasy
On the way to Oklahoma
I peed upon a tree
On the way to Oklahoma
I needed to eat meat
So I attacked a dog
Who was sleeping in the heat
While eating in the sunshine
A pleasant thing occurred
On the way to Oklahoma
I licked myself and purred
On the way to Oklahoma
His dream became complete
Reality had faded
His fantasy concrete
The world he had constructed
From felines and despair
On the way to Oklahoma
Became as clear as air