Lyrics Joseph Ronald Drew - The Scratch

I thought you were off the jars, Ron?
A nosey birdy told me
But he must be wrong

Relax there, relax there, relax there
Look after yourself, after yourself

I thought you were off the jars, Ron?
The chap who told me must have left
Because he's gone

I am!
I am, yeah!
But I like to have the odd G&T
To help me mind my own fucking business!

You heard the man, now take that beak of yours and stick it up your
(Whistle)
I'm tellin' you now, if you keep it up you'll be wearing that mandolin

I am!
I am, yeah!
But I like to have the odd G&T
To help me mind my own fucking business!

I was told you were off the jars, Ron
There's always ears on the other side of the wall
Ha ha ha ha ha

I am!
I am, yeah!
But I like to have the odd G&T
To help me mind my own fucking business!

You heard the man, now take that beak of yours and stick it up your
(Whistle)
I'm tellin' you now, if you keep it up you'll be wearing that mandolin

I am!
I am, yeah!
But I like to have the odd G&T
To help me mind my own fucking business!