Lyrics He's the Man - The Simpsons

While our organist is on a much needed vacation
We thought we'd try something new
So get down and put your knees together for the Christian rock stylings of
Kovenant

Hey, isn't that the bass player from Satanica
I think it is

Electric guitars in church?
Oh, my gosh, the dropouts must've overpowered the Reverend
This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel
A dude named God
Oh

In a motel room in Delacroix
I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy
And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took

Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor
And opened up a dresser drawer
Lookin' for a bottle
But instead I found a book

She's talkin' about the bible.
So? She's good-lookin', shut up
You shut up

A book about a man
A book about the dude who lives above
A book about a man
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love

Now, if you think He doesn't care
Or maybe that He isn't there
It's not too late
To see how wrong you are

So when your soul has gone astray
Just let God be your Triple-A
He'll tow you to salvation
And He'll overhaul your heart

A book about a man
A book about the dude who lives above
A book about a man
Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love