The Simpsons - The Day the Violence Died (Medley) Lyrics

Lyrics The Day the Violence Died (Medley) - The Simpsons



(Hey)
(Who left this garbage on the steps of Congress?)
I'm not garbage
I'm an Amendment to be, yes, an Amendment to be
And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me
There's a lot of flag burners who have got too much freedom
I wanna make it legal for policemen to beat 'em
'Cause there's limits to our liberties
At least I hope that and pray that there are
'Cause these liberal freaks go too far!
(But why can't we just make a law against flag burning?)
Because that law would be unconstitutional
But if we change the Constitution
(Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws!)
Now you're catching on!
(What if people say you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?)
Then I'll crush all opposition to me
And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay
If he fights back, I'll say that "He's gay"!
(Good news, Amendment)
(They ratified ya, you're in the U.S Constitution)
Oh yeah!
Door's open, boys!



Writer(s): Alf Clausen


The Simpsons - Songs in the Key of Springfield (Original Music from the Television Series)

1 The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version)
2 We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
3 Dancin' Homer (Medley)
4 Homer & Apu (Medley)
5 "Oh, Streetcar!" (The Musical)
6 Jingle Bells
7 $pringfield (Medley)
8 The Day the Violence Died (Medley)
9 Señor Burns
10 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version)
11 Your Wife Don't Understand You
12 Kamp Krusty (Medley)
13 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version)
14 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage)
15 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage)
16 Treehouse of Horror V (Medley)
17 Boy Scoutz N the Hood (Medley)
18 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)
19 "Eye on Springfield" Theme
20 Flaming Moe's
21 Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)
22 TV Sucks!
23 A Fish Called Selma (Medley)
24 In Search of an Out of Body Vibe
25 Bagged Me a Homer
26 Happy Birthday, Lisa
27 The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage)
28 Lisa's Wedding (Medley)
29 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)




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