Lyrics The Day the Violence Died (Medley) - The Simpsons
(Hey)
(Who
left
this
garbage
on
the
steps
of
Congress?)
I'm
not
garbage
I'm
an
Amendment
to
be,
yes,
an
Amendment
to
be
And
I'm
hoping
that
they'll
ratify
me
There's
a
lot
of
flag
burners
who
have
got
too
much
freedom
I
wanna
make
it
legal
for
policemen
to
beat
'em
'Cause
there's
limits
to
our
liberties
At
least
I
hope
that
and
pray
that
there
are
'Cause
these
liberal
freaks
go
too
far!
(But
why
can't
we
just
make
a
law
against
flag
burning?)
Because
that
law
would
be
unconstitutional
But
if
we
change
the
Constitution
(Then
we
could
make
all
sorts
of
crazy
laws!)
Now
you're
catching
on!
(What
if
people
say
you're
not
good
enough
to
be
in
the
Constitution?)
Then
I'll
crush
all
opposition
to
me
And
I'll
make
Ted
Kennedy
pay
If
he
fights
back,
I'll
say
that
"He's
gay"!
(Good
news,
Amendment)
(They
ratified
ya,
you're
in
the
U.S
Constitution)
Oh
yeah!
Door's
open,
boys!
1 The Simpsons Main Title Theme (Extended Version)
2 We Do (The Stonecutters' Song)
3 Dancin' Homer (Medley)
4 Homer & Apu (Medley)
5 "Oh, Streetcar!" (The Musical)
6 Jingle Bells
7 $pringfield (Medley)
8 The Day the Violence Died (Medley)
9 Señor Burns
10 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Afro-Cuban" Version)
11 Your Wife Don't Understand You
12 Kamp Krusty (Medley)
13 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Australian" Version)
14 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Hill Street Blues" Homage)
15 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" Homage)
16 Treehouse of Horror V (Medley)
17 Boy Scoutz N the Hood (Medley)
18 Two Dozen and One Greyhounds (Medley)
19 "Eye on Springfield" Theme
20 Flaming Moe's
21 Homer's Barbershop Quartet (Medley)
22 TV Sucks!
23 A Fish Called Selma (Medley)
24 In Search of an Out of Body Vibe
25 Bagged Me a Homer
26 Happy Birthday, Lisa
27 The Simpsons Halloween Special End Credits Theme ("The Addams Family" Homage)
28 Lisa's Wedding (Medley)
29 The Simpsons End Credits Theme ("Dragnet" Homage)
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