Lyrics Brass Toes - The Thumbs

You're listening to 307 The Shits, featuring the Thumb's Top Hits
This song is for all them hoes
It's called... Brass Toes

Brass knuckles, fitted on my toes
Kick you in the stummy, make your insides implode
Brass monkey so iced out I'm getting cold
Got my dealer on the line, but he got me on hold

Everyone knows about my brass toesies
I made them when I melted down all my trophies
Now I use them to give bad people nosebleeds
I strike fear into those who oppose me

Gonna kick ass with my brass toes
Sweaty toes, hella stench going up your nose
I learned karate when I was ten years old
There's no room in my gi for my billfold

Brass toes, karate man
I hop grass, but you know I'd rather smoke it, man
I said, uh, mm, brass toes, karate man
I keep them in the glove box of my minivan

Knuckles make me chuckle, rather kick you in the face
Here's a toe knuckle sandwich, why don't you have a taste
I packed a punch in your lunch, I hope you enjoy
It's the last thing you're gonna eat before you get destroyed

Where you going? Come back, I'm not done, just getting started
Please excuse the smell, I hope you don't mind that I just farted
Oh, I know it kind of smells, I like pretending that I'm Wario
You can't say you wouldn't do the same in my scenario

Brass toes, made for kicking ass
Some dude gives me shit, it shuts him up fast
They don't expect it, they never see it coming
I fuck them up before they even start running

These toes stunnin', you're blessed to even see them
I know they look good, but you ain't gonna eat them
These toes fearsome, they've taken some lives
Piss these dogs off, you better pray you survive

They're my brass toes, karate man
You're gonna catch these toes, I don't use my hands
I'll choke you out, I'll put them in your mouth
No amount of mouthwash will get the taste out

They're my brass toes, do not piss me off
The battle starts when I take off my socks
I ain't boasting, I don't tend to brag
But brass toes will leave you in a body bag

Brass knuckles, fitted on my toes
Kick you in the stummy, make your insides implode
Brass monkey so iced out I'm getting cold
Got my dealer on the line, but he got me on hold

Brass toes, kawaii man
I hop grass, but you know I'd rather smoke it, man
I said, uh, brass toes, kawaii man

That was so freaking cool, can you play again