Lyrics Elphaba - The Thumbs

Little cat, big yellow eyes
Just a raccoon in disguise
Will steal your food and pick a fight
With a cat three times her size

Her names Elphaba
You'll like the smell of her
She likes to hide from me
She's got anxiety

Get the fuck away from my pie, bitch!
You can't have it it'll make you sick!
She's a cat, she's a rat
She's a ball of lint you'd find at a laundry mat
She eats bread, in my bed!
There might be something wrong with her head!
A little fluffy, looks like a bunny
Will run away if you look at her funny
She steals my food, she steals my money
She once even ate a packet of honey!

Her names Elphaba
You'll like the smell of her
She likes to hide from me
She's got anxiety

Elphie get down, that's my chair
You know I always like to sit there
She's a menace, she stole my necklace
She's like eight pounds but she's still horrendous
But she's cute, like a button
She's the most infamous cat in east London
How could a cat be so vile
And yet make everyday so worthwhile
She'll steal my shit and she'll do it in style
She'll piss you off but you can't help to smile
A cute cat who doesn't take up much space
Refined cheekbones on her face
Big ass eyes, like little goggles
But all in all she's quite a marvel

Her names Elphaba
You'll like the smell of her
She likes to hide from me
She got anxiety

Oh shit, she's tearing up my carpet
She ate too much and now there's little cat vomit
She's stinky, she's a mess
She's so dinky, why's she so stressed
She's got sharp claws, on her little paws
She's such a soft baby, but she sheds like crazy
She stares at ghost, I'll bet she's haunted
She'll drive you mad, til you're exhausted
But she's precious, don't be jealous
The love I have for Elphie is truly endless
Elphaba

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