1 A Gun For Christmas
2 Grandpa's Last X-mas
3 Thanx for Nothing
4 Oi To The World
5 Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
6 Christmas Time for My Penis
7 I Don't Believe In Santa Claus
8 My First X-mas (As A Woman)
9 Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
10 Here I Am Lord
11 C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
12 Hang Myself From The Tree
13 Overture