Lyrics I Don't Believe In Santa Claus - The Vandals
I
don't
believe
in
Santa
Clause-
His
corporate
image
forced
upon
The
blinded
spending
masses,
To
enslave
the
lower
classes
With
obligatory
gifts
that
serve
to
cleanse
A
year
of
guilt
and
shame.
One
token
gesture
justifies
The
apathetic,
hypnotized.
Leaving
them
to
be
Kris
Kringle's
slaves.
Buy!
Buy!
I
won't
do
it.
The
seasons
obligation
has
not
my
participation.
Buy!
Buy!
I
won't
do
it.
The
money
hungry
mating
call
of
corporate
swine.
'Cause-
It's
only
for
the
money!
It's
only
for
the
money!
It's
only
for
the
money!
It's
only
for
the
money!
Now
Buy!
He
monitors
naughty
and
nice-
Big
brother
is
St.
Nick!
Methodically
his
judgment
made
Documented
on
his
list.
I-
Don't
believe
in
Santa
Clause
Or
his
mystical
facade
To
teach
the
children
wanton
greed,
They're
lust
for
gifts
becomes
a
need.
Brainwashed
by
the
marketing
And
victims
of
the
corporate
scheme.
Material
possessions
becoming
they're
obsessions
Till
human
life
has
lost
it's
value
And
you
blindly
do
just
what
they
tell
you
I
don't
believe!
His
tactics
of
intimidation
repress
the
minds
of
youth
Using
fear
for
generations,
His
image
hides
the
truth
He's
just
a
puppet
for
the
system,
a
glutton
in
a
suit
With
Yuletide
propaganda
and
a
bearded
mask
to
boot!
1 A Gun For Christmas
2 Grandpa's Last X-mas
3 Thanx for Nothing
4 Oi To The World
5 Nothing's Going to Ruin My Holiday
6 Christmas Time for My Penis
7 I Don't Believe In Santa Claus
8 My First X-mas (As A Woman)
9 Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies
10 Here I Am Lord
11 C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
12 Hang Myself From The Tree
13 Overture
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