Lyrics Witness Protection Scheme - The Whitlams feat. Black Stump

I'm gonna have so much fun
On the witness protection scheme
There'll always be someone
On the witness protection scheme

Don't you know when you cross somebody
It's just like a party
Blue skies and custody
All the day long

I can tell the truth one last time
On the witness protection scheme
Then I'll always be allowed to lie
On the witness protection scheme

There'll be a girl that I can call
Who can never call me
Unrecognisable
Who needs an identity?

There'll be a restaurant greets me personally
Won't throw out my friends for drinking things named after me
My ragged crew, my loyal friends on the witness protection scheme

I'm gonna have so much fun
On the witness protection scheme
There'll always be someone
On the witness protection scheme

Close down my site and lose my phone
On the witness protection scheme