Lyrics Hello, My Chicken Thinks He's a Dog - Trout Fishing In America

Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
The chicken ate my homework. It wasn't my fault
That psycho chicken thinks that he's a dog
Buck, buck, barks at the mailman, always chasing cats
Ate so many dog biscuits, that chicken's getting fat
Digs in the garbage, races after cars
Tried to walk him on a leash, we didn't get too far
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
He followed me to school. It wasn't my fault
That psycho chicken thinks that he's a dog
Buck, buck, barks at strangers and people on their bikes
Tried to feed him chicken scratch but that's not what he likes
He howls at the moon with the bad dogs every night
When the sun comes up, he just won't act right
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
The chicken likes fireplugs. It isn't my fault
That psycho chicken thinks that he's a dog
Buck, buck, barks at everything from morning until night
We take him to a dog park but he just wants to fight
Got a T-shirt that says BIG DOG, really likes to fetch
Tried to teach him to roll over but he hasn't learned that yet
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog
Hello, my chicken thinks he's a dog