Lyrics Conditioning King - Tyler Ellicott

The King Is Back
And that's the Conditioning King
To be exact
There's nothing that will distract
Him from cycling on the bike
Or running around the track
His core to the ladies was like a snack
Not quite a six pack
Still he's freaking jacked
It might not seem like it
But look at all the meat he's packed
And all the weight carried on his back
Most days he wears all black
And he's never behind
Nor do his feet he drag
He's from Valley
Home of the Swag
Him, his Dad, and his Dad's Dad
Never cared for a rebel flag
I usually am the one to brag
So remember the Union Won
You fucking fags
Your Girlfriend has a rebel flag bikini
And On My Dick She Gags
So Don't Get Mad
Just be Glad
That the Former Slaves Don't Have Anything to Add
What's that?
Are you tearing up and getting sad
These Colors Don't Run
So take a bath
You stinky ass

I'm not the one nowadays to go to church or mass
And I think it's time that I focus on the present and not the past
Even though the past was a blast
And I ran so fast
Your boy tripped
And ended up in a cast
As a kid I would get harassed
Now I'm a God of the wind and storms of thunder
My spirit predicts the forecast
It's not like I could actually predict it
My brain isn't a broadcast
But I'm Bipolar, My mind is blind
To the fact that not everything's a
Sign and that this world isn't mine
So despite all the shit inside
My aura shines
And back then, chicks would hear when I came through the vents
Call it the grapevines
Still it seems like my mental illness has me confined
Where the Mania and Depression are combined
So nowadays I have to rethink
And redefine what my hustle looks like
Whether it's bowling strikes
Or taking a hike
Or playing basketball in a ward of psych
With side effects
There's not a single medication I like

Bipolar took gym time away
Still I'm the conditioning king
Conditioning my mind to redefine and rethink
Just what it means to be me
I won't lie
Life isn't fair
It's just a bitch indeed
Sometimes it seems
That life would be better without Bipolar
But everything happens
In this life for a reason you see
I used to go workout
Whenever I pleased
Now my days have been seized
By a chemical imbalance

Achoo!

Ah shit I sneezed
I just lost my mind
Now isn't that a tease
Hey don't trigger me would you please?
Just kidding Right?
Fuck everyone's feelings
Don't some of these rednecks see that we are only human beings
And if you got a mental illness
You probably wouldn't make it
Through the evening
Because the nightmare's you've been dreaming
Actually come to life
So tell me, what's the meaning?
I guess Karma's a bitch
That's where I'm leaning
But if shit goes south
Don't take your life
Because we'd all be grieving