Lyrics F**k My Uncles - Vafy

Aye fuck my uncle he a bitch cause he left us
Aye bitch ass nigga where my cousin I know he miss us
You showed your face when granny died, yeah you messed up
You should have pulled up on just your siblings, Bitch, not us
Swear I aint lying, Brian Keke he don't really love us
I swear I told him "you aint changed a bit, you still a square chump"
I used to think he was the shit, he's just a poot butt
I used to think you was the shit you just a poot butt

Set your pussy nigga
I'm like Steve now
I aint Steve though, you can't put me on the floor
Can't tell me nothing no mo
Man, youse a straight hoe
I used to want that caddy with that diamond, I don't no mo
Your brother hit me up like neph what's up this uncle Chuck
I said what's good Unc he read it he aint say no mo
Me and Elom followed code
How y'all break it tho?
I used to wan be folks
Till my uncles turned to foes

Now its like fuck them niggas, even tho I still love them niggas
My uncle Mike I still respect him, he aint ever let me go
I learned a lot from him
I learned a lot from y'all
From him I learned to doze off, shhhh the game aint told
From Chuck I learned how to, uh, how to not be stuck
How to keep them white folks guessing, wash it rinse repeat
From Brian I learned to set boundaries, he just aint have no goal
My main objective is to make sure all my family knows
All my offspring's
All my big blessings
Just cause you saw me little
You don't know my adolescence
You don't know my simple pleasures
You don't know my transgressions
You don't know my first weapon
That shit crazy, aint it Jay?
Cous don't ever wanna speak on shit cause he aint grow up this way
See Roy always acting Hollywood cause y'all ain't set him straight
See I'd be damned if I let my nephews talk to me any type of way, I been there for them lil' ones and I'll never turn astray
You aint no man in my eyes facts you a down presser
Sauce put your dumb ass on the phone I was pissed off
He always trynna make me positive about it cause he don't know y'all
I used to be at yo house, how you million man march off?
Man, all them times I needed a man you aint reach out or lend a hand
Why the fuck we on this FaceTime call, I don't understand
We can sit down face to face, right now man this is where I stand
Just know this ain't man to man
This Uncle Keke to Booman!