Lyrics Lance the Turtle - VeggieTales

And now it's time for 'Ukelele karaoke with Bob, the part of the show where Bob comes out and sings a 'ukelele karaoke
Bob: Uh, what's going on?
Jean Claude: You are doing ze ukelele karaoke, no?
Bob: No, I'm on a break, this is the Pirates
Jean Claude: Ya, we're busy with the rest of the show
Bob: But I don't even know the song
Jean Claude: Your lyrics, monsieur. Bring in ze props!
Bob: But wait
Jean Claude: Light breeze, monsieur
Bob: Hold on a sec, I'm totally unprepared to do a solo
Jean Claude: Your backup singers
Bob: What, aren't those the-
Jean Claude: Wait zey are ze wiggly turtle toobies
Bob: Wiggly turtle toobies? They look taller on TV
Distant pea: So do you tomato!
Bob: But really this is Larry's gig, I can't just
Jean Claude: The show must go on, wait, that's your cue just follow along you'll be fine
Bob: What?
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance
Bob: Well I keep a little turtle at my uncle and my aunt's
My auntie's name is Murtle and my island turtle's name is Lance
He doesn't wander far even if he has a chance
He just plays his 'ukulele and he does the hula dance what?
Bob: He threw a luau barbecue one breezy summer night
Invited all his turtle pals to come and have a weekly bite
The turtles started walking there as Lance began to swing
The one that lived across the street arrived there in the spring
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Oh I get it turtles are slow so it took him a long time pretty good
Dance dance dance
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance
Bob: But Lance just kept on cooking, he was really full of glee
He was marinading ribs 'cuz he likes... huh... syrup with his feta cheese?
Bob: I'm sorry I just-
Bob: Lance's purple turtle shell has ketchup if you please
Pineapples are shiny, spotted ticky bumblebees, oh man
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance
Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance
Bob: Wait guys I don't think this is right, it doesn't make any sense
Phillipe: It works for us, haha! Ze song, ze song!
Bob: There are lunches of chocolate fingers spinning slowly in the school
Molakimikimaka, fluffy bunnies driving in the pool oh larry
1, 000 igloos wax the peas
Spray luggage into tree
Raining puppies flying clown
Flopping tuna haili ow oh forget it
Oh hoh A box of sneezy coconuts zucchini polo leg
Zucchini with spaggehti sauce it makes a fluffy parapeg
Paper plastic porcupines ze horsey makes his bed
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Lance the turtle
Aloha lance
Lance the turtle
Dance dance dance