Lyrics Sneeze If You Need To - VeggieTales

And now it's time for silly songs with Larry the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
Bob the Tomato, unable to sneeze, visits the sneeze doctor
Bob: Please, can someone help me, I need to sneeze
Mr Lunt: Wait for the sneeze doctor, just take a seat, he'll be right with you
(Cat meows)
Larry: Sneeze if you have to
Sneeze if you need to
Don't hold it in, just be sure that you cover your mouth with a tissue
I will assist you
Sneeze all your troubles away at up to 150 miles per hour
Interesting fact- The average sneeze travels at a rate of one hundred miles an hour. In 2003, Dirk Evert of Grundholt, Germany, clocked in at a one fifty. Way to go, Dirk!
Dirk: Danke
Larry: I think I have a remedy
Perhaps in my culvery
I brought from a merchant in Spain!
For ultimate sneeze satisfaction
Try allergic reaction
Take a deep breath if it helps
You can squint at the Sun
Oh, here's some pepper
Let's see, I know! We can try this feather
Don't be afraid! Let it free! Oh, let it go go go go go go go go
Interesting fact-the photic sneeze reflex, or sneezing when exposed to bright light, is a genetic trait found in 25% of the population, including Dirk
Dirk: Wachoo
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Spain!
Aachoo ah
Mr Lunt: Gesundheit, which interestingly means "good health" in German
Dirk: Ja!
All: Sneeze if you have to
Sneeze if you need to
That hurts!
Before it tries to
Accidentally sneeze on your neighbor
Sneeze on a paper
Would you stop
On our accordion
This has been silly songs with Larry tune in next time to hear Dirk say
Dirk: English nine sneezer!