Lyrics The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything - VeggieTales
And
now
it's
time
for
Silly
Songs
With
Larry
The
part
of
the
show
where
Larry
comes
out
and
sings
a
silly
song
Joining
Larry
are
Pa
Grape
and
Mr.
Lunt
Who
together
make
up
the
infamous
gang
of
scallywags
The
Pirates
Who
Don't
Do
Anything
We
are
the
pirates
who
don't
do
anything
We
just
stay
home
and
lie
around
And
if
you
ask
us
to
do
anything
We'll
just
tell
you,
we
don't
do
anything!
Well,
I've
never
been
to
Greenland
And
I've
never
been
to
Denver
And
I've
never
buried
treasure
in
St.
Louis
or
St.
Paul
And
I've
never
been
to
Moscow
And
I've
never
been
to
Tampa
And
I've
never
been
to
Boston
in
the
fall
'Cause
we're
the
pirates
who
don't
do
anything
We
just
stay
home
and
lie
around
And
if
you
ask
us
to
do
anything
We'll
just
tell
you,
we
don't
do
anything
And
I
never
hoist
the
mainstay
And
I
never
swab
the
poop
deck
And
I
never
veer
to
starboard
'cause
I
never
sail
at
all
And
I've
never
walked
the
gangplank
And
I've
never
owned
a
parrot
And
I've
never
been
to
Boston
in
the
fall
'Cause
we're
the
pirates
who
don't
do
anything
We
just
stay
at
home
and
lie
around
And
if
you
ask
us
to
do
anything
We'll
just
tell
you,
we
don't
do
anything
Well,
I've
never
plucked
a
rooster
And
I'm
not
too
good
at
ping-pong
And
I've
never
thrown
my
mashed
potatoes
up
against
the
wall
And
I've
never
kissed
a
chipmunk
And
I've
never
gotten
head
lice
And
I've
never
been
to
Boston
in
the
fall
Huh?
What
are
you
talking
about?
What's
a
rooster
and
mashed
potatoes
have
to
do
with
being
a
pirate?
Hey,
that's
right!
We're
supposed
to
sing
about
piratey
things!
(Oh)
And
who's
ever
kissed
a
chipmunk?
That's
just
nonsense!
Why
even
bring
it
up?
Am
I
right?
What
do
you
think?
I
think
you
look
like
Captain
Crunch!
Huh?
No,
I
don't!
Do
too
Do
not
You're
making
me
hungry
That's
it,
you're
walkin'
the
plank!
Says
who?
Says
the
Captain,
that's
who!
Oh,
yeah?
Aye,
aye,
Captain
Crunch!
Argh!
Yikes!
And
I've
never
licked
a
spark
plug
And
I've
never
sniffed
a
stink
bug
And
I've
never
painted
daisies
on
a
big,
red
rubber
ball
And
I've
never
bathed
in
yogurt
And
I
don't
look
good
in
leggings
(you
just
don't
get
it!)
And
we've
never
been
to
Boston
in
the
fall!
Pass
the
chips
Who's
got
the
remote
control?
Here
it
is!
Time
for
Geraldo!
It's
definitely
time
for
Wapner
Oh,
I
don't
like
this
show
Hey,
look!
I
found
a
quarter!
1 VeggieTales Theme Song
2 God Is Bigger
3 The Water Buffalo Songs
4 The Hairbrush Song
5 I Can Be Your Friend
6 Stand
7 The New And Improved Bunny Song
8 Big Things Too
9 The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
10 The Song of the Cebu
11 His Cheeseburger
12 Thankfulness Song Medley
13 My Day
14 Belly Button
15 What We Have Learned (Ukulele)
16 Foreign Exchange Veggies
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