Lyrics Jungle Man - Viagra Boys

When I speak about it, nobody understands
All the secrets of the jungle that I learned when I met the jungle Man

I can open up a coconut, with the side of my hand
I learned that while growing up, with the jungle man

He taught me how to lose a fight, and how to drink a thousand beers
He taught me seven different languages, and how to disappear

Woah!

I learned how to make medicine appear into my (coughing) hand
I learned how to get in trouble, from the jungle man
He taught me how to sleep standing up, and how to swim on land
And how to go three weeks, without eating anything

He taught me how to steal somebody′s phone and how to climb the highest tree
Now I know how to break into somebody's house
And smoke a pound of that jungle weed
Wow!
That jungle man!

I learned how to kill a pig, with nothing but my hands
I learned how to scream and shout, and do the jungle dance

The jungle dance!
Oh, do the jungle dance!
I learned it from, i learned it from the jungle Man
I got everything I got, from the jungle man

Woah!