Lyrics Tale As Old As Time (Be Our Guest, Gaston, Beauty and the Beast) - VoicePlay

(Spoken) And now we invite you to relax, pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner
Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin round your neck, chérie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes!
They can sing, they can dance,
But of course, miss, this is France!
And our service here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our guest, oui our guest, be our guest
(No one as slick as Gaston)
(No one as quick as Gaston)
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck is incredibly thick as Gaston
There is no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon
You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
(No one as slick as Gaston)
(No one as quick as Gaston)
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a square cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Gimme that "hurrah!"
Gimme "hip-a-hip!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drip!
Ooh, ooh
Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends unexpectedly
Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
Ever just the same
Ever a surprise
Ever as before
And ever just as sure
As the sun will rise
(Rapping) Be our guest
Be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin round your neck, chérie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour, hot hors d'oeuvres
Why, we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! (Word)
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest
Be our guest
Be our guest
Please be our guest