Lyrics Decieved - WHY?

Overboard underscored and prayed for,
Crave more than the tapered candle
In the jack o lantern
Gotta get out of my eddie haskell pattern
Since high school i've battled it
I'm sick of telephone etiquette
Half illiterate
My left eye astigmatic
To the point of basically blind
Probably shaped like a plump banana
I'm trying to think if my bandana
Outlasted my long hair
I don't know
Don't think so
Only wore it back when i worked at
Wild oats, the poet of jokes,
Haven't wrote a funny line
Since i learned my redline frame
Was just a high end huffy
Well fuck me
I have been decieved