Lyrics Landshark - Wolfpack

Sometimes when you're really awkward you do awkward things
So I'm gonna tell you what I've been doing lately
(Turning balls – pubic hair)
I've been turning everything into a Landshark.
What's a landshark?
(That's on a vagina)
It's a shark that's on land muther-f-cker.
If you wanna turn yourself into a landshark, you're gonna need a hand
If you don't have one then you're f-cked.
You're gonna take your hand and put it on your back, like a fin
And now you're a landshark.
Ya you're a landshark.

In the middle of an awkward conversation
Nope – (Penises) not any more. Landshark
You'll never catch me b-tch!

If you have any friend then you can turn them into Landsharks, but you don't.

(Forever alone)

So cry for a minute, then turn your dog into a Landshark. (Ladies, Please?)
Kermit Landshark.
Marbles Landshark.

Now, I'm gonna show you some pictures I made:

Snape landshark.
Hamster Landshark.
Apple Landshark.
Christian Bale is a Landshark.
The guy from Ancient Aliens is a Landshark.
This is a sand shark – now it's a Landshark.
The Eifel Tower is a landmark.
Now it's a Landshark.
Unicorns aren't mythical creatures they are horses dressed up in Landshark costumes.
Don't trust those mother-f-ckers.
Now put some helium in a giant air shark.
Watch it fly around, laugh about it, do a plank on the ground as a Landshark.
It's so much cooler than regular planking.
Landshark.
Treebark.
What do you get when you put a Landshark with a Landshark?
Jesus.
How do Landsharks have s-x with each other boners.
Turtle backpack – Turtle Landshark.
Apologize to your dog.
Eat your feelings.
Landshark.
Cry about the fact that you made this video.
Landshark.