Lyrics Eggs Benedict - Woody Allen
I
had
once
a
pain
in
the
chestal
area.
Now,
I
was
sure
it
was
heartburn,
y'know,
'cause
at
that
time
I
was
married
and
my
wife
cooking
with
her
nazi
recipies,
y'know,
chicken
Himmler.
I
didn't
wanna
pay
twentyfive
bucks
to
have
it
reaffirmed
by
some
medic,
that
I
had
heartburn.
But
I
was
worried
'cause
it
was
in
the
chestal
area.
Then
it
turns
out
my
friend,
Eggs
Benedict,
has
a
pain
in
his
chestal
area,
in
the
same
exact
spot.
I
figured
if
I
could
get
Eggs
to
go
to
the
doctor,
I
could
figure
out
what
was
wrong
with
me,
at
no
charge,
so
I
con
Eggs.
He
goes.
Turns
out
he's
got
heartburn.
Cost
him
twentyfive
dollars,
and
I
feel
great,
'cause
I
figured
I
beat
the
medic
out
of
twentyfive
big
ones,
y'know.
Called
up
Eggs
two
days
later
- he
died.
I
check
into
a
hospital
immediately,
have
a
battery
of
test
run
and
x-rays.
Turns
out
I
got
heartburn.
Cost
me
a
hundred
and
ten
dollars.
Now
I'm
furious.
I
run
to
Eggs'
mother,
and
I
say:
"
Did
he
suffer
much?"
And
she
said:
"
No,
it
was
quick.
Car
hit
him
and
that
was
it."

1 Private Life
2 Brooklyn
3 The Army
4 Pets
5 My Grandfather
6 My Marriage
7 Bullet in My Breast Pocket
8 N.Y.U.
9 A Love Story
10 The Police
11 Summing Up
12 The Moose
13 Kidnapped
14 Unhappy Childhood
15 The Science Fiction Film
16 Eggs Benedict
17 Oral Contraception
18 European Trip
19 The Lost Generation
20 The Vodka Ad
21 Vegas
22 Second Marriage
23 The Great Renaldo
24 Mechanical Objects
25 Down South
26 Questions and Answers
27 Mort Sahl - Changed the History of Comedy
28 The Rolls Royce of Management
29 Loyalty
30 The New Comic
31 The Village
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