Lyrics Sega Was Bad - Wordburglar , Mega Ran

Black casing, graphics amazing
Splash on the scene had mad kids racing
NES for Genesis, a hard trade
But carts played like they came out the arcade
Altered Beast, what a great start
Crazy naked dudes fighting in the graveyard
No wonder Mom didn't want you to have one
Sega Genesis was so damn bad, son

For 16 bit with crazy speed
The choice was as easy as ABC
Take it from me, because it's factual, but
It's where Mortal Kombat had actual blood
Come to think of it, yo, so did everything else
You could make Gretzky bleed in NHL
And let me tell you, it was like nothing that you had
The games were good, but Sega was bad

Yo, Sega was bad
You knew what it could do and flaunted what it had
When it comes to Genesis, don't get sensitive or mad
Competition was tough, but Sega was bad
Yeah, come on, Sega was bad
You knew what it could do and it flaunted what it had
When it comes to Genesis, don't get sensitive or mad
Competition was tough, but Sega was bad

They told you it did what Nintendidn't (uh huh)
Had the craziest ads on prime time television (yeah)
But it was just as violent as the crips and the bloods (eugh)
If you showed the wrong system some love
Yo, ABAC, ABB, turned the sweat into blood on these MK streets
Had a headphone jack on the front of the console (word)
You could sneak and play it late at night when your mom's home (shh)

Nintendo is too kitty (yeah), and they were holding back (yeah)
I'd rather be hacking and slashing on Golden Axe
Ayo, the last boss, (what?) was named Death Adder (uh huh)
But we kicked it, it felt dirty like Sepp Blatter (eugh)
Night Trap had a shower scene, it's lit, fam (it's lit)
Five hundred bucks for an overhyped diss, man (that's not lit)
Back then, I thought it was a worthy contender
Most of these games ain't as dope as I remember, Sega was bad

(Trying to play, trying to pla-to-play me)
(Trying to play me up like as if my name was Sega)
(Trying to pla-pla-pla-pla-play me up)
(As if-if-if-if, as if my name was Sega)

It felt like the system you shouldn't be allowed to play
But little punks like me somehow found a way
I'll never forget when a kid said a friend of his had a Genesis
Ha, yeah, I remember this
It was an attitude with a lot of boosting
And people in games who didn't wear a lot of clothing
And I don't know if it's what they were aiming for
But Sega is why video games have a rating board

Now look, Night Trap wasn't meant for your fam
But it had the fastest sports, NBA Jam
And oh, Sega, come on, Tetris was for fools
Who wants blocks when columns had jewels?
The baddest had drooled when packaging came
So bad, they gave Michael Jackson a game
And say what you want, you couldn't touch the ads
It did what Nintendon't, it was bad

Yo, Sega was bad
You knew what it could do and flaunted what it had
When it comes to Genesis, don't get sensitive or mad
Competition was tough, but Sega was bad
Yeah, come on, Sega was bad
You knew what it could do and it flaunted what it had
When it comes to Genesis, don't get sensitive or mad
Competition was tough, but Sega was bad

(Yeah, Sega was bad)
(It was bad, Sega was bad)
(It was bad, Sega was bad)
(It was bad, Sega was bad)