Hero: Plane

The pilot had a heart attack
The co-pilot can't be found
The people in the aisles are screaming
They know the plane's going down

We need a hero
Someone to save us
We need a hero
To land the plane

We need a hero
Who's going to do it
We need a hero
To save the day

So I jump to my feet and I volunteer
The people on the plane all start to cheer
I get a high-five from a baby
And a hickey from a flight attendant

So I go in the cockpit
Put the headset on
And grab the main control

Then right away
I crash the plane
Because I don't know what I'm doing