Allan Sherman - One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus) paroles de chanson

paroles de chanson One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus) - Allan Sherman




One hippopotami cannot get on a bus
Because one hippopotami is two hippopotamus
And if you have two goose, that makes one geese
A pair of mouse is mice. A pair of moose is meese
A paranoia is a bunch of mental blocks
And when Ben Casey meets Kildaire, that's called a paradox
When two minks fall in love, with all their heart and soul
You'll find the plural of two minks is one mink stole
Singulars and plurals are so different, bless my soul
Has it ever occurred to you that the plural of "half" is "whole"?
A bunch of tooth is teeth. A group of foot is feet
And two canaries make a pair--they call it a parakeet
A paramecium is not a pair
A parallelogram is just a crazy square
Nobody knows just what a paraphernalia is
And what is half a pair of scissors, but a single sciz?
With someone you adore, if you should find romance
You'll pant, and pant once more, and that's a pair of pants!



Writer(s): Allan Sherman, Lou Busch


Allan Sherman - Number One Hits (And Others, Too)

1 Camp Granada (Hello Mudder Hello Fadder)
2 Downtown Downtown (That's Where You Are, You Finks)
3 You Gotta Have Skin (Ain’t You Glad You Got Skin)
4 Chim Chim Cheree (Chim Chiminey, Chim Chiminey, Chim Chim Cher-ee)
5 On the First Day of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me, A Japanese Transistor Radio
6 Somewhere Overweight People Just Like Me, Must Have Someplace Where Folks Don’t Count Every Calorie
7 Harvey & Shelia (Hava Nagila)
8 Mexican Hat Dance (That’s Why Mexicans Dance on Your Hat)
9 You Went the Wrong Way Old King Louis (Old King Louie)
10 Pop Hates the Beatles (I Hate The Beatles)
11 Glory Glory Harry Lewis (A Great Man of the Cloth)
12 My Son the Vampire (Count Dracula Spooky Halloween Song)
13 Sarah Jackman, Sara Jockman (How's by You?)
14 One Hippopotami (Is Two Hippopotamus)
15 My Zelda (She Took the Money and Ran with the Tailor)
16 Rattfink Rat Fink Ratfink
17 Dodging the Draft (The Draft Dodger Song)
18 Draft Cards Burning on an Open Fire (Sixties Christmas Song)
19 Shticks and Stones Will Break My Bones
20 Hello Mother Hello Father (I Am Back at Camp Granada)





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