paroles de chanson My Father's A Homo / Everyone Tells Jason To See A Psychiatrist - Stephanie J. Block , Andrew Rannells , Christian Borle , Anthony Rosenthal

My father's a homo
My mother's not thrilled at all
Father homo:
What about chromosomes?
Do they carry?
Will they carry?
Who's the homo now?
My father said that one day I'll grow to be president
And that idea's not so wild
I don't live the life of a normal child
'Cause I'm too smart for my own good
And I'm too good for my sorry little life
My mother's no wife
And my fathers no man
No man at all!
Honey, why don't you go out and play?
No

Sweetheart I worry
Sweetheart I do
I worry a lot
I worry a lot
I worry a lot
I could take you to the Jewish center?
I think you like playing chess alone
That's not normal
What is normal?
I wouldn't know
Why don't you speak on the telephone
With anyone, just get a friend-
Anyone
Darling, please a psychiatrist
He's quite a guy
And I admire how he acts
No one is saying you're a sick neurotic
But you could find some help
Hear me out, please
Yes, you could find some help
He could help you realize
How confused you are!
Yes, it's very clear:
Daddy's sincere
But a schmo!
You and I must trust our emotions
Make no commotions
Will you go?
No!
Jason, please see a psychiatrist
He's just a psychiatrist
I'll pay the bill
Until
You're old
Jason
Please see
A psychiatrist
He's just
A psychiatrist
I'll pay the
Bill
Until
You're old
Darling please listen
To your father here
He's not a genius type
Lord knows, but he
Knows whats true
He chose a man who I
Think knows the answers
To all your problems
Mendel understands
What's bothering you
No
I won't go
I will not go
Never never
Never never
Never
Forget it
What a mess this is
This family!
Experts can see
This is so!
Photographs can't
Capture our magic
We're simply tragic!
Will you go?
No
Jason, please see a psychiatrist!
He's not-
I won't say boo!
-Exorbitant
And he's very smart!
If intelligence were the only criterion
Then I wouldn't really need a psychiatrist, would I?
No
Would I?
No
Just because you failed as parents...
...Get thee to a psychiatrist!
Hey, kid, listen-
I don't need-
He needs a psychiatrist!
I want-
A psychiatrist!
I wanna speak with Whizzer!
Speak with whom?
With Whizzer
With Whizzer?
With Whizzer
With Whizzer
Oh my god
Whizzer!
Whizzer!
Whizzer!
Whizzer!
Whizzer, do you think I should see a psychiatrist?
I'm not sure, Jason
Jason, maybe so
Absolutely, Jason
...OK, I'll go
He'll go
I'll go
He'll go!
If he comes here
If he comes here?
He might come here
They don't make house calls