paroles de chanson Bad Meets Evil (uncensored) - Bad Meets Evil

I reckon ya ain't familiar with these here parts
Ya know, there's a story behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't stop 'em
Quickest damn gun-slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered in cold-blood
That old saloon there was their little "home away from home"
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet night
You can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce da 5'9"

I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when my voice is read through a seismograph
And a noise is spread, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head
Trap him in his room, possess him and hoist his bed
Til the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each one of his boys is dead

I asked him to come to the dark side
He made a choice and said...

Yo, who hard? Yo, I done heard worse
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first
Two blind bandits panic whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek of the Devil
Intelligence level is hellier than treble peakin' on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man
Disgraced the race of an Atheist
Interceptin' missiles wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced witout swords
I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the black knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, it's like the Nazis and the Nation
Collaboratin', attemptin' to take over the Earth

'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
And we hit the trees til we look like Vietnamese people

Above the law 'cause I don't agree with police either (Shit, me neither)
We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the keys to ya Jeep Eagle
I breathe Ether in three lethal amounts

While I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle (AHHH!)
Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezin' range
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezin' rain
(He's insane)
No I'm not, I just wanna shoot up and I'm pissed off
'Cause I can't find a decent vein

The disaster wit dreads
I'm bad enough to commit suicide

And survive long enough to kill my soul after I'm dead
When in danger, it's funny
Actually, my flavor's similar to a waiter
'Cause I serve any stranger wit money
I spray a hundred, man, until they joint chains
While slippin' bullets at point-blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to ya funeral
Service lobby and strangle ya body to confirm it
Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gauze, dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazin' MCs, at the same time, amazin' MCs
Somehow, MCs ain't that eyebrow-raisin' to me
From all of angles of us, flash a Mack loud enough

To cast a avalanche and bust till volcanoes erupt

Hello? (Billy) Aiyyo, what's up? (we're comin' to get you!)
STOP, THEY KNOW IT'S US!!

I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
I'm the one who burned ya house down
Well, I'm out now (shit!)
And this time I'm comin' back to blow ya house up

And I ain't gon' leave you wit a window to jump out of
Give me two fat tabs and three 'shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

'Cause this is what happens when Bad meets Evil
And we hit the trees 'til we look like Vietnamese people

Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waiting) See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce Da 5'9", Slim Shady
See you in hell for the sequel (bye-bye)
Bad Meets Evil, what? ('til next time)

And so that's the story when Bad meets Evil
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abidin' citizens
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the back comin' out of that old saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day
Shhh...[spits] wait, did y'all hear that?