paroles de chanson Good King Wenceslas - Buford , Baljeet

Good King Wenceslas looked out
On the feast of Stephen

Sorry I'm late, I was busy doin' some rewrites
Rewrites?
I've highlighted your parts
Now sing along

Santa Claus and all his elves
Are making gifts for Buford
I don't think that's how it goes
Nobody's askin' you, nerd

Buford! You're completely disrespecting this classic song
You're ignoring the historical context
King Wenceslas was a great man
You have no idea what this song is about
I know all about this song

The words were by an English guy
The music, Scandinavian
Wenceslas was five-foot-six
He kept his face unshaven
Though just a duke throughout his life
He always ruled so justly
His kingly title was conferred
Upon him posthumously

Well, I stand corrected
You seem to have a lot of information
But if you know so much about it
Why do you not sing the original song?
I like my version better
It's about me!

Buford should get lots of gifts
Every Christmas season
When I see presents just for me
It always is so pleasin'
That is why I changed the words
To make the song more edgy
If you don't like the way I sing
You'll get a Christmas wedgie

Oh, it's lovely
You're a veritable Oscar Hammerstein the second
Or uh, oh, well, at least it's over!