paroles de chanson She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft) - Big Rig Singers
Well,
I
guess
it
was
back
in
sixty-three
When
eatin′
my
cookin'
got
the
better
of
me
So
I
asked
this
little
girl
I
was
goin′
with
To
be
my
wife
Well,
she
said
she
would
So
I
said,
"I
do"
But
I'd-a
said
"I
wouldn't"
if
I′d-a
just
knew
How
sayin′
"I
do"
was
gonna
screw
up
all
my
o'
my
life
Well,
the
first
few
years
weren′t
all
that
bad
I'll
never
forget
the
good
times
we
had
′Cause
I'm
reminded
every
month
When
I
send
her
the
child
support
Well,
it
wasn′t
too
long
till
the
lust
was
gone
And
I'll
admit
I
wasn't
too
surprised
The
day
I
come
home
and
found
my
suitcase
Sittin′
out
on
the
porch
Well,
I
tried
to
get
in,
she′d
changed
the
lock
Then
I
found
this
note
stuck
on
the
mailbox
It
said,
"Goodbye,
turkey
My
Attorney
will
be
in
touch"
So
I
decided
right
then
and
there
I
was
gonna
do
what's
right,
Give
her
her
fair
share,
but,
brother,
I
didn′t
assay
it
was
gonna
be
that
much
She
got
the
goldmine
(She
got
the
goldmine)
I
got
the
shaft
(I
got
the
shaft)
They
split
it
right
down
the
middle
And
then
they
gave
her
the
better
half
Well
it
all
sounds
sort
o'
funny
But
it
hurts
too
much
to
laugh
She
got
the
goldmine
And
I
got
the
shaft
Now
listen,
you
ain′t
heard
nothin'
yet
Why,
they
gave
her
the
colour
television
set
Then
they
gave
her
the
house
The
kids
and
both
o′
the
cars
See,
well
then
they
start
talkin'
'bout
child
support
Alimony
and
the
cost
o′
the
Court
It
didn′t
take
me
long
to
figure
out
How
fond
of
attorneys
I
was
I'm
tellin′
ya
they
have
made
a
mistake
'Cause
it
adds
up
to
more
than
this
cowboy
makes
Besides,
everything
I
ever
had
worth
takin′
They've
already
took!
While
she′s
livin'
like
a
queen
on
alimony
I'm
workin′
two
shifts,
Eatin′
baloney,
askin'
myself
"Why
didn′t
you
just
learn
to
cook?"
They
give
her
the
goldmine
(She
got
the
goldmine)
They
give
me
the
shaft
(I
got
the
shaft)
They
said
they're
splittin
it
all
down
the
middle,
But
she
got
the
better
half
But
it
all
sounds
mighty
funny
But
it
hurts
too
much
to
laugh
She
got
the
goldmine
I
got
the
shaft
Well,
she
got
the
goldmine
(She
got
the
goldmine)
I
got
the
shaft
(I
got
the
shaft)
They
split
it
all
down
the
middle
And
then
they
give
her
the
better
half
Well
I
guess
it
all
sounds
funny
(Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Just
hurts
too
much
to
laugh
She
got
the
goldmine
I
got
the
shaft
Huh-hah,
they
ain′t
kiddin'
I
got
the
shaft
But
I
don′t
have
to
worry
About
totin'
a
billfold
no
more
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I
let
my
wife
tote
it
I'm
gonna
be
carryin′
food
stamps
You
get
it,
Judge?
Ha-ha,
that′s
not
funny,
huh?
Contempt
of
Court?
What
d'ya
mean?
Listen,
Judge
I
was
just
kiddin′
I
mean
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