paroles de chanson Then She Bit Me - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince
I
was
in
a
club,
one
Friday.
A
lovely
Lady
comes
walking
my
way.
She
walked
up
and
she
said
hello.
I
said
hi,
my
names
Joe.
I
was
lyin',
so
was
she.
She
said
her
name
was
Donna,
But
her
shirt
said
Marie.
Once
you
get
to
know
me,
You'll
never
forget
me.
I
said
why,
then
she
bit
me.
Ouch!
That
didn't
hurt.
Kinda
nicked
me,
But
she
ripped
my
shirt.
At
that
point
I
fell
asleep.
Woke
up
at
her
house,
In
the
back
of
a
jeep.
A
Blazer,
'89
Tinted
windows,
I
wish
it
was
mine.
Oh,
it
is,
But
where
are
my
keys?
There
they
are...
in
the
ignition.
I'm
at
her
house.
It's
a
Tepee.
No,
a
skyscrapper.
No,
an
igloo.
No,
it's
a
shack.
Forget
it,
I'll
go
around
back.
It's
a
castle,
with
a
moat
How
I
get
Across...
Boat.
(Twilight
Zone
noise)
Shooo...
I
hate
that
sound.
I
went
inside,
Looked
right,
looked
left.
There
she
is.
Oh,
no
Thats
Jeff.
He's
invisible.
I
went
downstairs.
It's
a
loft.
No,
it's
a
dungeon!
There
she
is,
doing
areobics.
No,
yoga.
No,
karate.
*You
killed
my
teacher!*
But
what
a
body!
No,
she
wasn't
there.
I'm
tellin
you
I
saw
her.
No,
really
I
saw
her.
She
was
playing
checkers.
No,
Nintendo.
Ok,
I'm
lying.
There
she
is,
Watching
T.V.
All
My
Children.
No,
thats
Cosby.
No,
Speed
Racer.
No,
thats
Shaft.
No,
thats
Kimble.
My
fault...
the
T.V.'s
off.
There
she
is,
what
a
doll.
No,
that's
Chucky
from
Child's
play!
I
kissed
her,
And
she
told
me
this
is
home...
I
entered
a
dimension
Called
The
Twilight
Zone...
Where
anything
can
happen.
I'm
rough
like
sandpaper,
Hard
like
algebra.
You
should
be
glad
that
I
was
nice,
And
I
allowed
ya
to
Step
on
stage.
To
kick
your
ryhmes
off.
I
tried
to
be
nice,
But
you
mistook
that
for
softness.
Now
it's
goin'
to
hell
with
your
opinion!
What
I
say
goes
fom
now
on,
This
is
my
dominion!
Are
there
any
rappers
to
step
on
stage
Cause
if
you
do
You'll
feel
the
force
of
my
rage,
I'm
on
a
rampage!
Syche
just
hit
me.
Jeff
wanted
to
do
that,
But
I
didn't.
I
thought
that
it
would
make
the
reccord
dumb.
I
guess
I
wasn't
wrong.
Jack
and
Jill
went
up
a
hill,
To
fetch
a
pail
of
water.
Jack
fell
down,
And
broke
his
crown...
Hickory,
dickory,
dock.
Got
to
use
the
bathroom
now,
Sike,
I
was
drafted.
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