paroles de chanson Criminal - Eminem

A lot of people ask me
Stupid fuckin' questions
A lot of people think that
What I say on record
Or what I talk about on a record
That I actually do in real life
Or that I believe in it

Or if I say that, I wanna kill somebody, that
I'm actually gonna do it
Or that I believe in it
Well, shit
If you believe that, then I'll kill you
You know why?

'Cause I'm a criminal
Criminal
You're goddamn right
I'm a criminal
Yeah, I'm a criminal

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
Whether you're a fag or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress, hate fags?
The answer's "yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin' my genitals bulgin'
That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em

"Hey, it's me, Versace"
"Whoops, somebody shot me"
"And I was just checkin' the mail"
"Get it? Checkin' the male?"
How many records you're expectin' to sell
After your second LP sends you directly to jail?

C'mon, relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen
"A-men!"
"Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital"

Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
And to think, it's just lil ol' me
Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave

I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one

I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one

The mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes and speed
The baby came out, disfigured ligaments, indeed
It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she
Don't dare make fun of that baby 'cause that baby was me
I'm a criminal

An animal caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to grow up when you weren't raised?
So as I got older and I got a lot taller
My dick shrunk smaller, but my balls got larger
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker
Than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word-
My morals went "pffft" when the president
Got oral sex in his Oval Office on top of his desk off of his own employee

Now, don't ignore me, you won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blonde-haired and my nose is pointy
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people
That die in plane crashes and laughs as long as it ain't happened to him
Slim Shady, I'm as crazy as Eminem and Kim combined
(The maniac's in)
In place of the Doctor 'cause Dre couldn't make it today
He's a little under the weather, so I'm taking his place

Oh, that's Dre with an AK to his face
Don't make me kill him too and spray his brains all over the place
I told you, Dre, you should've kept that thang put away
I guess that'll teach you not to let me play with it, eh?
Criminal

(Alright, look, just go up in that motherfucker)
(Get the motherfucking money and get the fuck up outta there)
Alright
(I'll be right here waitin' on you)
Alright
(Yo, Em)
What?
(Don't kill nobody this time)
Alright, goddamn, this fucker gets on my fuckin' nerves...

(Hi) How you doin'?
(How can I help you?)
Yeah, I need to make a withdrawal
Put the fuckin' money in the bag, bitch, and I won't kill you
(What?)
(Oh, my God, don't kill me)
I'm not gonna kill you, bitch, quit fuckin' around
(Don't kill me, just please don't kill me)
I said I'm not gonna fucking kill you (don't kill me)
Hurry the fuck up
Thank you

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it
So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it, so I'll be disguised in it
And if anybody identifies the guy in it, I hide for five minutes
Come back, shoot the eyewitness
Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Die bitches, bastards, brats, pets
This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough to say the stuff I say
So just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say, I just make it up
To make you mad, so kiss my white naked ass
And if it's not a rapper that I make it as
I'ma be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask

I'm a criminal
'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal

'Cause every time I write a rhyme
These people think it's a crime to tell 'em what's on my mind
I guess I'm a criminal
But I don't gotta say a word, I just flip 'em the bird and keep goin'
I don't take shit from no one
I'm a criminal