paroles de chanson Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic - Flim feat. FLAM & Silver Shill

Thank you, one and all, for your attendance, and we guarantee that your time here will not be spent in vain
In fact, we think it will prove to be the most valuable time you′ve ever spent!
: The Flim Flam Brothers! This should be interestig
Eeyup.
Welcome, one and all, to the demonstration of a lifetime!
A demonstration of a better life!
A demonstration of a better time! And if we haven't captured your interest just yet, by the time we′ve finished, an unfortunate phenomenon practically guarantees that we will!
A phenomenon? What's that?
It's a circumstance perceptible by the senses, but in this case, it′s the simple fact that: There′s ailments all around us in everything we touch and see
A sickness that lies waiting there in every breath you breathe
Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea
It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be
Now I understand that some of you don′t think you're sick.
But twisted hooves and aching joints don′t heal all that quick.
Consider just how dangerous this world is! You might...
Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight
But luckily for you, we've got the thing you needAnd it′s easier when all you need's the cureThe Flim Flam Miracle Curative TonicIs just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure
Now I know our claims seem fantastical.
Impractical.
Improbable.
Impossible.
And magical!
So we welcome every suffering pony to make their way up to the stage.
Now don′t crowd.
And we′ll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes.
You there! Come up here, good sir.
I′ll wager you're tired of those crutches, my friend.
Try taking a sip of this!
That′s why you're so lucky we′ve got the thing for youJust come on up, we've always got some moreOf the Flim Flam Miracle Curative Tonic
I won't need these crutches to dance out the door
Now how do ya like that?
I don′t. There′s somethin' funny about this whole thing.
Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despairYou′re old, you're tired, your legs won′t work, there's graying in your hair
Just listen and I′ll tell you that you don't need to fearYour ears will work, your muscles tone, your eyes will see so clear
Luckily for us, you've got the thing we needThe answer to our problems in a jarThe Flim Flam Miracle Curative TonicIs the greatest ever miracle by far![in background]Tonic... tonic... tonic...
It cures the reins, the spurs, and the Clydesdale fur blight.
Hooferia and horsentery cured in just a night.
You′ve got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridle-bit cleft.
Saunter sitz and gallop plop will give your tail some heft.
Mane loss, hay fever, or terrible tonsillitis.
You heard it here, folks -- this is the only place in all of Equestria you′ll find it!
It can make you shorter, taller, or even grow old[Flam]But who'd want that?
When with one drink
You can be young again–
SOLD!
Congratulations, Granny Smith! You just made the purchase of a lifetime!
Are you as worried as I am?
Eeyup