Frank Zappa feat. The Mothers - Cheepnis - Live At The Roxy, Hollywood/1973 paroles de chanson

paroles de chanson Cheepnis - Live At The Roxy, Hollywood/1973 - Frank Zappa feat. The Mothers

FZ: "Cheepnis."

Let me tell you something, do you like monster movies? Anybody? I LOVE monster movies, I simply adore monster movies, and the cheaper they are, the better they are. And cheapness in the case of a monster movie has nothing to do with the budget of the film, although it helps, but true cheapness is exemplified by visible nylon strings attached to the jaw of a giant spider .. .

I'll tell you, a good one that I saw one time—I think the name of the film was It Conquered The World, and the— Did you ever see that one? The monster looks sort of like an inverted ice-cream cone with teeth around the bottom. It looks like a (phew!), like a teepee or ... sort of a rounded off pup-tent affair, and, uh, it's got fangs on the base of it—I don't know why but it's a very threatening sight, and then he's got a frown and, you know, ugly mouth and everything, and there's this one scene where the, uh, monster is coming out of a cave, see? There's always a scene where they come out of a cave, at least once, and the rest of the cast— It musta been made around the 1950s, the lapels are about like that wide, the ties are about that wide and about this short, and they always have a little revolver that they're gonna shoot the monster with, and there is always a girl who falls down and twists her ankle.

Heh-hey! Of course there is! You know how they are, the weaker sex and everything, twisting their ankle on behalf of the little ice-cream cone. Well in this particular scene, in this scene, folks, they, uh, they didn't wanna re-take it 'cause it musta been so good they wanted to keep it, but they— When the monster came out of the cave, just over on the left hand side of the screen you can see about this much two-by-four attached to the bottom of the thing as the guy is pushing it out, and then obviously off-camera somebody's goin', "NO! GET IT BACK!" And they drag it back just a little bit as the guy is goin', "KCH! KCH!" Now that's cheapness. Awright?

And this is "Cheepnis" here. One, two, three, four .. .

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

I ate a hot dog

It tasted real good

(Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum

Yum-yum yummy-yummy-yum)

Then I watched a movie

From Hollywood

(Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum

Dum-dum dummy-dummy-dum)

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me, yeah

Took a turn around, I said: Can y'all see now?

The little strings on the Giant Spider?

The Zipper From The Black Lagoon?

(HA HA HA!)

The vents by the tanks where the bubbles go up?

(And the flaps on the side of the moon)

The jelly & paint on the 40 watt bulb

They use when the slime droozle off

The rumples & the wrinkles in the cardboard rock, yeah

And the canvas of the cave is too soft

The suits & the hats & the tie's too wide

And too short for the scientist man

The chemistry lady with the roll-away mind, yeah

While the monster just ate Japan

Ladies and gentlemen,

The monster,

Which the peasants in this area call FRUNOBULAX

(Apparently a very large poodle dog)

Has just been seen approaching The Power Plant

Bullets can't stop it

Rockets can't stop it

We may have to use NUCLEAR FORCE!

HERE COMES THAT POODLE DOG!

BIG AS A BLIMP WITH A RHINESTONE COLLAR

SNAPPIN' OFF THE TREES

LIKE THEY WAS BONSAI'D ORNAMENTS ON A DRY-WOBBLE LANDSCAPE

KEEP IT AWAY! DON'T LET THE POODLE BITE ME!

WE CAN'T LET IT REPRODUCE! OH!

SOMEBODY GET OUT THE PANTS!

The National Guard has formed up at the base of the mountain

And is attempting to lure the enormous poodle towards the cave

Where they hope to destroy it with napalm

A thousand of the troopers are now lined up and are calling to the monster .. .

Here Fido

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG SLIMEY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HEAVY THING

GOT A GREAT BIG POODLE THING

GOT A GREAT BIG HAIRY THING

C'mon! Everybody! Hurry! Let's go!

Somebody get the distilled water! Get the canned goods!

Get the toilet paper! You know we need it!

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

MY BABY, MY BABY,

GO TO DA SHELTER

Little Miss Muffett on a squat by me,

Can ya see the little strings danglin' down?

Makes the legs go wobble an' the mouth flop shut, yeah

An' the HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE,

An' that HORRIBLE EYE

Go rollin' around

Can y'see it at all

Can y'see it from here

Can y'laugh till yer weak on yer knees

If you can't, I'm sorry 'cause that's all I wanna know

I need a little more cheepnis please